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I blurred my house today
Hey junkies Sean, I took your advice. I pulled up my house photo on Google Maps. Funny thing is, there's actually a garbage truck covering most of the photo but I went ahead and I requested it to be blurred. It was super easy. Took me not even 2 minutes, I'm excited.

Shawn’s a saint
Yeah. I uh I said the disagree with Sabrina and saline. Sean. Watson is a saint The man, he does so much good for so many people. I mean, for God's sakes. He, he spent $3,000 of his own money to have Harvey Danger, Play 1 Song. Ungrateful, peasants. Yeah. Did that check clear? But it's good. Okay. I want all 100s anyways. Yeah thanks okay bye.

Cars can safely go 100 miles an hour. Ticket me sure take me to jail? No way!
So I think House Bill 351, the super speeder law. That just went into effect is complete BS. I don't know if you guys are familiar, but the reason that this law was proposed in the first place is February 2022. And 11 year old was killed in a crosswalk. By someone who was doing 85 miles an hour in a residential area. That's very sad unfortunate and that person should be in Jail arrest or lives. That's 100%. I don't disagree there. How this then turns into I can't do 25 over on the highway anymore. Which I know this is like who wants to make this argument? I am, I think this is stupid. The modern cars have no problem going, 100 miles an hour, most of the cars on the road we'll say, 25% are coming from Europe where they have to be able to drive on the autobahnd, right? And they can do 150, no problem they're Geared for it. The tires are built for it. The crash safety is more or less built for it. This is totally asinine to me that. Now we're going to potentially be going to jail because we went A little too fast. I mean it it this is this is a stupid to me. There's still limits were designed I believe initially for fuel economy. Regulations, that's not a concern cars. Have 7 and 8 gears in their Transmissions. Now they can easily get 30 Mi to the gallon while doing 90 or above that. I this is just another case of something bad happened and the Republican senator. I forget, I don't want to say senator, but the Republican person in Winter Park, who decided this who came up with it completely overreacted. And now we have What I think is an asinine law. I've rambled too long, if you made it this far, thanks wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Shawn’s mean and here’s why
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. You know, Sean you um kind of are mean. You literally just took shots at Joey Chestnut for no reason at all. I hear that guy's a wonderful human being super nice. Uh, never heard he was dumb. But um, yeah, you big meanie.

Found the article of that dog you killed...!

Shawn, you made a good point about the verdict that I’d like to expand on
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean. I think you made a good point earlier about the verdict, in the, the Diddy case. When people think trafficking, they think big or going to corrupt organization, uh, shipping, uh, girls and shipping containers, uh, throughout the world, uh, lots of them when and if you see that in movies, just like with the uh the RICO thing, uh they think you know, mobsters and Mafia and big crime organizations and by the definition of the law, I think Diddy was guilty of it but they just don't think of that, we think. Oh, it's Diddy. He's a, he's a celebrity, he's a wealthy celebrity. And this 1 Guy did something but it it just doesn't fit what, you know, they think in their minds, what the actual, what what what the crime is, what they think the crime is. So I think that's why that when it played into the, to the verdict. And I think, they think that it's a master. It's not a master organization that did this. It just is just 1 Guy. Also, 1 of the things Cain, I noticed that in the, uh, on the news. Junk.com, he's look Upset, for some reason, they have Sean and Sabrina, they look happy, but for some reason she like just mad about something. Just wondering have a good 1 guys.

Back up Terry
It's Terry. Come on guys, back up Terry. Terry back up. Put it in. Reverse Terry.

YouTube comment you mentioned
Sean, you write off my comment earlier on YouTube. And you said that, you know, I'd said quote, this big giant monster that was because maybe 60 seconds before that. You had said some people You know, and then something about the big giant, so that's why I said, no, there is no, you know, this asshole is a big giant monster. He needs to, I completely agree with you. He needs to go away for the maximum sentence and if it happens to be the rest of his life. Well, Efron and find out. When you traffic people, when you, when you, when you beat people up, especially women, when you do the things that he's done. Money or not reputation or not. I don't give a damn about your you know, your accolades, your accomplishments. You need to have the books thrown at you just like anybody else would So I but I I completely agree with you, bro. And for the record. The only knowledge I have about this entire case. I, I, I learned from listening to you, I I learned from listening to the new tech you. So Keep up the work. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

I made this video when the cheerleader chick first claimed she could not walk. Took a bit of heat online for it but I still stand by it. https://youtu.be/IsKtN5HURsc?si=jFK16c864uigDQVp

UK speeding tickets
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So in the UK, the laws are kind of different especially when it comes to driving. Yeah. They'll hit you with any kind of fine. They have cameras everywhere. Like, literally everywhere is speed monitoring making sure the red lights. Like, if you run red lights, they'll mail you the ticket and a link to pay too. Yeah, they don't mess around over there. Thanks, bye.

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