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Have some sympathy for the amazon driver
Okay, this is something that actually gets me really annoyed because yes Amazon typically has a c but then the one time that their van isn't working with the AC then it's even worse for them because they're not used to it people like us like USPS ups. I don't know about FedEx. We're used to working outside in the heat in the rain whatever with no AC all day everyday, but when you're not used to that it makes it worth. So have a Little Bit of Sympathy for this delivery driver. Okay, cuz she's really going through it. Also UPS. Stop putting packages in mailboxes. That's not free. Thank you.

Medical marijuana emails
I find it odd that the Santas and his staff would be sending out emails to medical marijuana users. I have a pretty good idea that most medical marijuana users. Do not lean towards the conservative side just say

Medical marijuana emails
I find it odd that the Santas and his staff would be sending out emails to medical marijuana users. I have a pretty good idea that most medical marijuana users. Do not lean towards the conservative side just say

Alfonso
Hey guys, how you doing? It's me. Al. I apologize when the other day. I guess. I didn't know how it worked times. I can I get a chance to listen. This time said it goes by. I don't I don't hear it a lot, but you guys are fun, and that was very funny you guys up funny. Have a great day. Bye. Bye. Have a nice weekend. Bye. Bye.

Condoms are cool
Hey, Sean, Elaine sebi I heard you guys talking about the country Community is less likely to use condoms and something like that. I seen another saying that 42% of Americans use condoms and I took that to mean that 58 of America still pretty cool. I'll let me get that magnet.

Sabrina's 'No Rubber, No Worries' country song. It's a hit.

Okay diarrhea in China. Here we go. So about 8 years ago me and my friends were doing about a three-week trip in China last few days. I get sick and it's the fire stick that you go from not have to go to bathroom to needing to go like an hour ago. It was like mediate. So we stopped it when City and I stay on the on the tour bus while we all go look at something. There's no rush though when it hits I have to rush out find the nearest department store. I go to the bathroom and lo and behold fishes to hold the ground. Well talk to me a few minutes later walking out with my head hung low hoping nobody cheated me cuz I destroyed that place. I absolutely destroyed it. So there's no or yes.

Weiner chopper
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King hear my question. The guy who got his junk cut off twice. Why would you let that woman anywhere near your junk again? Like I'm pretty sure she's banned for life.

Robbery story you have to hear!!!!
What's going on? Junkies? Happy Friday everybody. So I wanted to touch on that store you're talking about yesterday when you were asking to see you later. If they can rob before I have a good one for you, so couple years ago me and the misses and went out of town and came back, realize if somebody broke into the house, but check this out. They broken they did laundry, but they also clean.