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Not easy being green and alone on Valentines Day
Hi, Sean. This is all day yrs. I'm looking for love since I broke up with my girlfriend. I like long walks on the beach, playing banjo and sitting on tree stumps, in the swamp I hope I could find the pig to my frog.

Seen a man hit by a train last week
Good afternoon, junkies man. All these people getting hit by trains, I just don't understand it. I I never understood it really how you could get by a train? And after seeing the the explanation about that SUV getting hit, I kind of get that but it's just such a weird coincidence. Uh, I live in Edgewater and last week there was just some homeless dude, walking down, the walking down the train tracks, man. Right across from my office. And next thing you know we hear the train come by just blasting the horn and kind of made a joke. Like man, what that dude just have a stroke on the horn on that train. Well turns out, he was honking at that dude in the Oh, my phone makes me mad. Honking at the guy walking down the train tracks and he hit him and we ran down there to go check on him and sure enough. He was dead. A dead as a doornail as they say. Kind of a bummer. Never seen a dead person that close that fresh either. I guess you'd say. Little disturbing guys. But yeah how do you get hit by trains man? Like geez. Biggest easiest thing to see and really easy to avoid. They can only go 1 Direction. Anyway, love the show guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop pop.

Happy Valentine's Day to Floridian Kelly

Happy meal toy!!!!
Good Afternoon, News, junkies. The reason I get the Happy Meal right now is the Pokemon cards. I have bought so many toys just by themselves. And a Happy Meal at the same time because they're complete the collection. Yes, I'm a nerd for the Pokemon cards. But once they're gone, they're gonna be hard to find and more valuable. So you got to tell the 24th, everybody gets you the Pokemon cards from the Happy Meal toy

Valentine’s Day wishes
What up news? Junkies. Happy Valentine's Day and a fun fact. This Valentine's Day. And every Valentine's Day is my anniversary. It's the 5-year anniversary for me and my wife. I have put up with this broad for 5 years and I say that because she doesn't even listen to the show. She buys the merch I buy the merch for her but I digress but she doesn't listen. So you guys have fun and say whatever you would like to my wife. Ashley have a great weekend, deuces.

No more take out fries. These rock!!
I will very rarely have freeze delivered now because after much trial and error and research, we have found that the orida crinkle frozen fries, not an endorsement if you do in the oven, right? They're so close to take out fries and you get them hot right out of the oven. Nothing Better. A+.


Boop. I'm sorry I didn't understand the word of that. Sabrina's response. Trump is a racist.

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