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Crazy chicken fighting
How did you let that slide by Sean rooster performance enhancing drugs? I mean, that's that's golden. What is that look like little baby by a gross or something? I mean, how does that even work more into that, please? I need to know more.

Sabrina’s burger
Sing let's call Sabrina's Bluff. I think for The Tomorrow Show You need to bring some burger meat some patties and a little Grill and just see her up a nice thick rare burger that she has to eat in front of a camera for all of us to see I think I'd enjoy that.




About the mime
Hey donkeys, first time dispatcher here. This is Ed from Orlando. I was just wondering if you were a mine for 30 years. Why didn't he just throw up one of those fake block walls that he couldn't get out of and the security guard couldn't give him I just keep on going into work. Maybe you can use that next time.


Alfonso was brilliant
Junkies, I'm listen to a podcast from yesterday. I just got done listening to Alfonso my God. I am crying cackling breaking up over here. Cool. Y'all get me y'all get me good. Have a great day.

Cussing at co-workers (clean version)
Hey, hope everybody's having a good day. Got a little story about cursed Nick and coworkers about a year-and-a-half ago. I was working a job got to a little altercation in the back room called the guy the b word went up to the office. So I'm again. He happened to be next to a manager told the manager. Hey, that guy called me the b-word I looked right at him. I said no. I called you a little b word and everybody in the front office and higher-ups and HR heard needless to say the next day. I came to work and I told the manager I said if you're going to fire me just do it in the morning. So I don't do all the work and then I get fired about midday through the day. They called me in the office and have a sit-down talk. Say sweaty armpit Guy. This is a corporate environment and we're not allowed to do things like that. Yada yada yada. I apologize and swept it under the rug but funny things to the story is it ended up being one of the Management's brother at that facility? Long story short now. I'm working my old job with my buddies and we pursued each other all day everyday and it's just fun. So every work environments different I guess.

Stress is a test. This is a test. Only a test is to see if the people with the keyboards. feather drops it sounds great. Yes, it does. It. Sounds great. Thank you.