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Guinness problems = our future and we’ll trigger the zombie apocalypse
Oh my God, these people that are saying it's totally fine to steal, whatever you want. Are the same people who are part of the movement to Disassociate themselves from their parents and grandparents so they won't have to financially take care of them in their Futures dot dot dot. Look that 1 up. It's disgusting but happening to almost everyone. I know who is a parent of 30-somethings fuck.

Gloves & Knives
Hey news, John 8. So I've used uh shock knives for training, and those run in like the thousands of um volts but it's at very low amperage. So I would imagine those gloves are just like pain compliance or something like that. Anyways uh later

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
I Saw Bert Kreisher at Wet 'n Wild Orlando when he was filming his Travel Channel Tv Show "Bert the Conqueror". It was after a full day of filming and he was sitting alone with a bucket of bud lights and his social battery was depleted by then. I went over to return to him a Long Sleeve Swim Shirt that he left by the wave pool and said a simple "enjoy your work". He said thanks in a grudgingly way and continued drinking his bud lights. So not the best meet your hero moment.



cast away πŸ‘
Hey, everybody. Happy today. And what a happy today, it is because I just got back from my Orthopedic appointment and I got the cast cut off my leg. And boy, this thing is scrawny. It's been about a month and a half. Um, I got 1 more week to recover range of motion and then the week after that, going to be strength exercises to build the muscle mass back. So hopefully 2 more weeks and I'll be back on the job. Thanks for keeping me company this whole time. I love you, goodbye.

Celebrity encounters George perez
I remember when I used to cut hair in Ultimate Springs, this guy comes in and he gets a haircut and I'm cutting his hair. And these guys are coming in, like, Hey, man. Can we get your autograph and I'm like, dude who are you? And he goes, you ever hear a Teen Titans and the Avengers and I'm like, yeah he's like yeah, I created those. It was George Perez. And he used to get his haircut at the barber shop here in Elmont Springs and unfortunately he's passed away now but yeah I got to meet that guy. Really cool, dude. And also remember that he sat there and he made a Etch A Sketch of Superman. That was that was pretty sick. All right, late.

A new Halloween Express location just went up in Wisconsin

Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra
so VIP tickets to Music Midtown in Atlanta, they used to go to every year Uh lot of celebrities, Johnny Depp Kate Moss were there, who I noticed, was Dennis, Rodman, and Carmen Electra and their posi I had to go up and introduce myself. Said, I wanted to meet the most controversial, man in the MBA. He stood up. Hands. 3 times my son leaned down, kissed me with that lip ring, which is kind of weird. And then invited my friend, and I to have some cocktails, which we did for a little bit before we head off to the concerts. Kind of a cool experience.

Steven Tyler - awkward bathroom
Check it out. Junkies 10 years ago, when I lived on Maui. I was at a, a restaurant pub at a golf course I'm not sure why I was there, but, um, you got to go to the bathroom. So when I get to the bathroom, there's 4, huge Samoans, just enormous mountain men. Standing blocking the bathroom. I think they're in a line, but they're like, nah, bro, you go, right ahead. So go into the bathroom. But nobody's in there. At least I didn't think so. I go to the urinal start doing my thing, then all of a sudden in the you're not the stall right next to me. I hear this noise from somebody inside. oh, oh, like And now I'm staring directly at this stall wall. Like, what is going on in there? Is this person in pain? Are they? They pleasuring themselves. What? What I'm I got to get out of here. So I go hurry up, wash my hands, but right when I do so that stalls now is directly behind me and I'm hurting up washing my hands. All of a sudden, I hear like a gunshot And I jump scare, I splash water everywhere. I like what the hell's going on? I turn around and I see the stall door swinging open and that jarring motion, and there's right there. Staring. Right at me. Is this little old lady in? The frame of the door just swinging her lips. She's smacking her lips. She's just staring right at me. Long braided hair with flowers in it. like nothing's wrong and I realized, Oh, that's Stephen. Tyler. And he's still staring right at me, just with his lips. And I'm just like, oh, Are you okay in there? and I swear to God, all he says to me was Looking good. My man looking good and feeling good. He does his little little dance move and then he just walks right out of the bathroom. And I'm just standing there soaking in water. Like, what the hell just happened and That MFR. I don't think he watched his hands. Let's see. Everybody top that.