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Weird Al and Cocaine
Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King checking in from Daytona Beach. So my celebrity encounter back in the 90s, I was in a restaurant in Hollywood. I'm in the bathroom and I decided to, uh, do a little bit of cocaine, and I went to put it back in my pocket, finished my business went to leave turned around. And this guy says, hey, did you drop something turns out? It was Weird. Al Yankovic. He had to be my bag of coke back. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

My celebrity encounter for rate my blank
so, for rate, my blank, my celebrity encounter was doing security at a archery range in Winter Garden. With Ted Nugent. He came during a damn Yankees concert to Orlando. was during the first Gulf War. Who saw him Hussein was on the stage in a big, Effigy being shot. So, he spent about 4 hours at this range. And I got to stand. Right behind him. while he signed autographs and did a bow shooting demonstration and I walked away with a signed William tell, which is where the arrow goes into the back of another arrow and he signed it for me.

Met Michael Jackson 2 of his children and 3 spider men at Benihanna

George Harrison
My celebrity interaction was George Harrison. I was living in Jackson Tennessee at the time, managing a Hollywood Video and Carl Perkins, she was 1 of George Harrison. And Paul McCartney's biggest influences had passed away while I was outside checking the Dropbox and I had a 65 tour jacket on that. My mother had gotten me for my birthday and I heard hey that's a nice jacket you got on there and I turned around and it was George Harrison inside of a limousine.

Celebrity encounters!
What's going on junkies? Hope all is well. Uh celebrity encounters. So back in 2008, fresh out of high school. Got him getting old. Uh, I met Samuel Jackson at the driving range at the Country Club, I was staying at my cousin's the head chef. So you got to stay on the property. Met, Michael J fox at the beach club. I was working at he dropped off his kids for the morning daycare program that we had and also met Adam Sandler at the ice cream shop in town. Uh, all down to earth, guys. But yeah, celebrity encounters.

Meeting Boy George
Hi, guys. I used to work security back in the day and 1 of the most interesting encounters. I had met a lot of celebrities, but the most interesting was Boy George. Uh, this is pre Bad Boy, George. You know, before we committed any crimes. Uh, anyway, I had to meet him at the door. I scored him over by the DJ booth to his table. The funniest thing is I'm 6 foot, 250 this guy, absolutely dwarfed me. Shoulders are like 5 inches wider he's about 5 inches taller. This is 1 of the largest individuals I have ever encountered in my life.

Forest gump part 2….haha
This is just a follow-on, not sure if you got the whole my first Forrest Gump encounter. Dispatcher kind of cut off halfway through. But when he came up the street for the second time, He looked right in the face because I was standing right by the fence. He laughed and said I should give my Round of Applause because he ran up the street twice I did. He smiled, give him a thumbs up. Nice kid fella seems like

When I met forest gump
Afternoon fellas, 1 of my first jobs. When I first came to the states in the 90s was throwing people out of nightclubs, 1 of the best encounters I had was in 1993. I was traveling around the country touring around. And I was in Flagstaff Arizona. They were filming Forest company of the scenes. When you turn around the country with a big beard. You I was I was stunned by the fence and he came running up the street for the second time. He come right up to me.

Celeb encounter Alec Baldwin
Around 99 or 2000. I was in the Navy, on the ship, the USS Constellation and they were shooting part of the movie. Pearl Harbor on board the ship. And we'd been out uh shooting for about 12 hours and then we did another 6 hours Ops afterwards. I've been on board about 18 hours and I came down through the island and that's where the officers birthing and, and heads are. And coming out 1 of the officers, heads was Alec Baldwin. And as he came out of the head, I saw him. I said, hey, aren't you Alec Baldwin? And he said, yes I am but I'm not signing any autographs. I said I didn't ask you for your autograph, you ass hat. And I pushed him out to the side and kind of walked past him but yeah that was my meeting with Alec Baldwin.

Rate my celebrity encounter: Obama
In September of 2022. Obama came to the Space Coast and came to visit a tiny little coffee shop which my then boyfriend worked at at the time. He texted me that morning saying Obama's here, I instantly got dressed fed, the dogs, ran out the door, literally ran because we live like a block away. Unfortunately, secret security had already blocked off the entire block at that point in time. So, I spent like an hour or 2 just chatting with the secret security guy. By the time Obama left and they cleared the whole thing, I walked in to the cafe. So our Obama was sitting notice the half drunk glass foreign juice. And for reasons, I still cannot explain. I chugged the rest of that. Use so yeah, my experience is drinking Obama's leftover OJ. For better for worse.