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Alfonso Fata
Subways
Hey News, Junkie. This is Alfonso. Your favorite pal? Um, I heard that. Well I heard I seen that 4 Subway in the Dr. Phillips and were area have closed down within the past 3 months. 4 of them. So I think they're going down. Have a great day. Have a nice weekend love. You. Love the show. Bye.
Scotty Long Duk Dong
What just happened lol!
It's got a long duk dong here. I don't know why, but I still feel weird about making fun of rfk's. Voice and speech impediment thing. Dot, dot dot. Oops, I'm not texting lol. Exclamation point.
not your average Joe
Thank you guys for making a day at the DMV almost bearable. What a weird cast of characters. Love the show!!
Thank you guys for making a day at the DMV almost bearable. What a weird cast of characters. Love the show!!
Flip 1
My son found a friend leaving the missile bunker this morning
evileyemonster
Airplane seats... by Evil Eye (lol)
Yeah, it's evil eye. Why are you freaked out about airplanes not wiping down their seats? You go to the movies? They're never wiping down the seats between every single movie. They're not cleaning all those seats. They might sweep the floor, they're not cleaning the seats. So y'all just suck up and just be a real man and sit down in your seat and shut up.
Scotty Long Duk Dong
Idiocracy airlines
Welcome to Costco. We love you. Enjoy your flight.
insecurewalrus
I'm surprised they use drones at golf events now.
Jays World
I have a question that everyone probably already knows because it's been answered but I never heard. So I was always curious uh the clip at the beginning. Have a great Friday. You mother uh that part is that is that Sabrina? It sound like a clip of something. Sabrina said but maybe it's from something else. What is that from
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