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Running man has a knock off that was made about a year ago starring John Cena. It’s been driving me crazy and I thought I made it up in my brain.
You know, when you watch a movie and you know that the premise of the movie has been made already and you can't figure it out. That's what happened with burning man. And I know it's a repeat of an actual Running Man back in the day. But no, like just a few years ago or even a year ago, I watched the movie where people were, uh, it was a game show and the whole point was to stay alive. Till the end of this thing, had Aquafina and John Cena in it, and I just figured it out because, uh, I remember John Cena, it was called jackpot anyway. Uh, anybody else see that? It wasn't even good, but I watched it and I was so frustrated. The entire time I was watching running, man, because I knew I had just watched a movie with the same exact premise any who have a great whatever day. Bye.

True autistic parent, with a mention of what BS self diagnosis is.


This one's for the news junkie


Evil Eye about Plane Karens & Chads
Yeah, it's evil eye. Hey, take all the Karens and all the Chads or chips or whatever their names are. And have a standby plane to put all those people on so they can get to where they're going. Everybody else can have a nice safe trip. That's it. I'm out of breath. Those people just annoyed. It Whatever out of me.

Now, I know Sean don't know who a Bella danger is and that's cool. She got 9.5 million followers who apparently do know who she is and Sean has a respectable 12.8 thousand which is respectable but buddy you're you're far behind this unknown porn star.



Wore my shirt to visit the Daddio!

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