Dispatches - The News Junkie

Shawn’s dirty swamp ass

Sean. I was uh, with you at the foot golf tournament for Tom and Dan Chev years ago, where it was about 95 degrees and you wore jeans There's no way you were not out on that Golf Course. And didn't blow ass. Therefore you had dirty swamp ass at least once so you can't say you never had it. You definitely had it. Everyone checks the toilet paper to make sure they've gotten the hard to reach spots and there's nothing left over. You dirty, dirty, little man.

1:11 PM - Dec 08, 2025

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tuckfrump

You have to look at the paper

Listen, you got to look at the toilet paper. How else do you know if it's time to move on to the baby, wipe? Phase or not. If you have not looked at the toilet paper because if there's too much poo on the toilet paper, then you can't move on to baby wipe phase and baby. Wipe phase is critical because you do the basic clean up with the tri toilet paper but you get in the nooks and crannies. You know and really polish up. Those hemorrhoids with the baby wipe critical.

1:09 PM - Dec 08, 2025

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Taterhog

explosion in Eustis

12:49 PM - Dec 08, 2025

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John the Exterminator

K cars are gonna be death traps

So years ago, my dad got a rental car and it they gave him a smart car. Said, he got out to the highway, he nearly got lifted up and thrown into the ditch because a semi passed him because the Smart car weighs, you know, 15 pounds and he said, hell no, and drove. Right back to the dealership and said, give me a different rental car? now, you're saying that these K cars way even less, Oh yeah, that there's there's nothing wrong that's going to happen.