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Mayo dog!
What up News Junkie dingo here just want to try my real quick about the mayonnaise dog. I was a marine Camp Pendleton, simplify Sean back in the late 90s. You could just walk across the border into Tijuana Mexico and party as hard as you want and then come back unscathed. Except I had 1 dollar left and there was a 1 dollar hot dog and had mayonnaise on it. I bought it and I was I ate it and I was sick for 7 years. Yeah.

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What up News, Junkie got 1 for you. These 2 blondes walked into a bar. You would have thought they'd seen it.

Rate my Dad Joke.
Hey guys. What did dad tell mom when she had 2 black eyes? Nothing. He already told her twice. Have a good day.

Dad joke
Knock knock, who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil. Who I'll forget it, there's no point.

Dad joke
What did 1 C get say to the other casket is that you coffin?

Dad joke
What did the baby coin say to the mommy coin? Where is popcorn?

Dad jokes
Hey y'all. What did the mermaid wear to math class her algebra? What did the same mermaid used to wash her fins off when she got home? Tied.

Best dad joke ever!!!!!!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make everything.

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So these police officer knocks on my door and says sir looks like your wife got hit by a truck and I said yeah but she got a great personality.

Dad joke
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder barking and says, hey, that's neat. Where'd you get that parrot? Says Africa. There's millions of them.