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Thinking of a song
Hey there. Junkies. What's happening? Happy Friday. So the story about the old man with the GoFundMe. All I keep playing in my head is that Alanis Morisette song died the next day, let's hope that doesn't happen for him. Hopefully, he can enjoy a little bit of that money but godspeed, bye guys.
LetronGames
Hey, I just had a quick question for the millionaire grandpa. I didn't know if he was accepting any applications, uh, you know, due to his Newfound riches. Uh, maybe a chauffeur bodyguard uh, caretaker housekeeper, you know, anything. Uh, that he might need. I'm here for you man.
Scotty Long Duk Dong
Soft calluses?
Scotty long here with my first dispatch. Hey Sean, due to your Exit in the uh, music scene. How are your calluses doing these days? Just curious. Hope you guys have a good Friday. Bye.
gloB22?!
Stud on political violence
In 2023 through 2024, the National Institute of Justice, did a study on extremist violence left and right, and racial, and ethnic, and religious. 76% of the extremist violence was done by the right wing. 4% was done by the left wing and the rest was broken down through those other 3 categories. Now, the doj removed that in September 17th from their website. So, The conclusion, Sean. Is. What?
Carolynnd75
Mr.Ed
Hello, guys. Um, my name is Carolyn, I'm from Detroit. I listen to you guys all the time. I think you guys are fabulous show. Um, Mr. Ed is from Brighton Michigan. He works at Meyers in Brighton Michigan. Uh, as far as he is aware, he doesn't know a total, the news crews have come out. They've interviewed him also. And they have not told him a total. And as of right now I think Sam is coming in town today to meet with him tomorrow, to give him the check for I think we're at like, 1.5 mil.
Swilly
Shawn's kink
Now, it's time for what we call today. I learned Sean has a muscle mommy kink
TD
Hardly a ‘storm’.
Are we still calling it the storming of the capitol? when it's now been shown and proven that folks were almost invited in and walked into the front doors. Let's call it what it is. Sean say, bye.
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