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CLANE vasectomy congratulations
Cain from 1 vasectomy, bro. To another congratulations on. a, the New Freedom to just let those frothy number 3s, go without having to worry about impregnating, your wife, it's amazing. Word of advice. Um, it's not going to hurt the recovery but by day 2 or 3, you'll feel a little, um, false confidence that like, ah, I'm fine. And when you go number 1, you're going to think to just let them hang. Uh, I will say that do not do that. Make sure you got that jock strap on, make sure you're supporting the The boys if you will because uh yeah it did not feel good.

My cartoon potato brain
Hey, junkies, happy day. Um, so to preface, I imagine everything in my head in cartoon form. So I'm a podcast listeners on, I don't know what you're talking about, but yesterday, you had called somebody a potato brain, like he always do. Every time you call somebody a potato brain, my cartoon brain thinks of a different type of potato. Sometimes it's a whole potato, sometimes they're mashed potatoes, sometimes you have a twice baked potato brain sometimes, this is sweet potato. it's it cracks me up every time and I think you for that

Old person sound drop.
I think we should make the old lady sound or old person sound the new wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

hey news, Junkies This is jock strap Larry. I was hunting this weekend at simma Forest. They're doing a prescribed burn up there. By the kava River.

Totally NOT an AI generated image of Shawn riding a motorcycle jumping I-4

Need info
Hey guys, happy day. You reach a large audience. And someone might know it looks like north of of Orlando. There's a pretty large fire burning and I haven't heard any information about it. Just curious if any of the listeners know what's up with that.

Trump Gold card
Trump gold card. Sean. What you're saying is that? I'm an American Jew. So I should not show Allegiance. To Israel. Huh. What?

Candlestick on tree
Hi guys. This is Chrissy. Uh, love the show. I hope you guys all have a great holiday, um, but I just wanted to let you know that that's also a German tradition to have real candles on a tree. I grew up having them. Uh, you basically decorate the tree whenever you're going to decorate it. A lot of times, we didn't even get a tree until the day before Christmas. And, um, the candles are on there in these little special holders they have and you only light it on Christmas Eve because we opened presents on Christmas Eve. So you basically did it for a little bit of time while people were in the room and then you just snuffed them out afterwards and you saved them for next year. So um it was relatively safe. Um but yes it's a pretty regular tradition. I'm pretty sure. And have a great day, guys.

celebrating skull mic. first time ever.

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