I can confirm. I ate Taco Bell on the 4th Saturday, the 4th The lettuce did. Look gooey. I was. Weirded out about that. and on Monday, Through Wednesday, I had the bad squirts. So yeah, it's not just in Michigan. In Iowa, same time. Alleged.

Hey news, junkies uh, name, change stuff first. Uh, I've been a family law, paralegal for 12 years way too long, I know, but, uh, in divorce, there's paper, the paperwork is already established for restoring former names and getting a marriage license has ways to do uh, hyphenating your last name or taking other person's last name, or both of you, making up a new last name to put on together, whatever. So that's Family Law related. What the Jolie Pitt thing is, doing is not and it's different paperwork, uh, especially in California, which is where I do a lot of my paralegal work. Um, it's separate and you usually use a different attorney, but the reason you posted in the papers kind of old school, it has to do with uh say she wants to be called John Jacob instead and this 4 weeks is so any other John Jacobs in the area can come forth and give her Reason for why it's not? Okay. Like hey, I'm John Jacob and I have a bakery and everybody knows me this way. And she's going to take advantage or whatever, it's dumb dumb excuse, but it's it's 1 of them. Uh, anyways. That's why they do it. Okay, bye.

So with this Porta-Potty situation, I know if we were asked to raise our hand, if we take in a random dump in a random Porta-Potty before, a whole lot of hands would go up. Now, if I asked, how many of us took that dump at a residential property, while people were living in the home and we weren't a contractor working there or 1 of their guests, the amount of hands would go down to damn near zero. So I understand the the importance and the, um, urgency in the matter at hand. This is Florida, man. You might get shot taking a dump in, someone's property, uh, in their Porta-Potty on their property. You know what I'm saying? Like, I, I don't want to be that headline, so,

Hey, Big Fudge here. I've definitely had some Along Came Polly moments where I'm just panicking and 30 seconds clock starts now. And if I saw that Porta-Potty, I'm getting in there.

so, this lady with a porta potty, that's just Definitely morally wrong. But I've stopped to use porta potties at job sites before. I'm in construction, but I drive around a lot. I mean you got to go, you got to go. If that was my house. I could give 2 shakes less. And yes, you can lock them with a padlock on the outside. Some of the contractors will lock their personal porta-potties on a job site or the ones for women on a job site, they will have their own key. So the men can't use it But this lady just being a pain in the ass. The only way to say it, hope that's allowed. Have a good 1, guys.

Might take it. This woman is white. Yeah. Lady white women kerins. Lead a man alone. He had to go. He had to take a number 2. It's outside. Glad it was him, not me? Cuz I would do a I wish you would honor.

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So, these scams happen at the airport, too. A lot like monthly and it's usually involving older people, men and women that have been in a relationship with somebody for a while and then they're, you know, we're going to come to Orlando and meet you or, you know, come pick me up in Orlando or whatever and it's always via a text message or some kind of phone call, but they've never actually met in person. So when they get here, they tell this person that they've been talking to that they're being held and they need somebody to pay this thousands of dollars fine to release them and then they can come see them. When they call us and start telling us that stuff, we're instantly transferring them to a police officer because they're being scammed. And we we asked them, you know, have you met them? Have you had to send them money and the answer is always no, we've never met them. Yes, we've had to send them. Money. It's pathetic. Also, this is my normal voice, not the sexy TTS voice. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

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