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WaterBoys
most interesting find in a yard
MoeManjiTheRealtor
AAA takes forever C Lane
Hey guys, hope you guys are doing well. See Lane, I got news for you man like even if I was on I4 right by the rest area over there by Lake Mary and my tire blew out. Yeah I took them about 2 hours to get over there AAA but so that trick does not work anymore. I guess it must not have enough people to do the job. Thanks. Bye.
guitarslinger
Pot
I don't know if I'm a better driver when I smoke pot but I know I'm a damn better driver when I had pot.
Dinkers
True fact you do not want to drive under the speed limit
It is true. You do not want to go under the speed limit when you're driving home drunk. The only reason why I know this is because my mom got a DUI for going 15 and a 35.
guitarslinger
Parking
I must have a black mark next to my name. You don't seem to play me much anymore, but I will say this about parking and I have a tendency to park further out. Just to avoid all that problem. There's always a parking spot available. It just might not be as convenient as you want it to be. And I notice a lot of people who do try to park closed and wait forever for a parking space. They could use the exercise if you know what I mean.
Flip 1
I drive for a living and this is my take
TheHippieWhoahVickey
I was going 87 today & this car passed me going 100+ & squeezed between the truck infront of me & I thought they were going to crash & blow up. There was absolutely no room for them to do that, I thought they were going to pass in the emergency lane.
TheHippieWhoahVickey
1-5mph over is a warning 6* is a ticket in Florida. Source: https://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0318/Sections/0318.18.html
1-5mph over is a warning 6* is a ticket in Florida. Source: https://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0318/Sections/0318.18.html
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