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Evil Eye about staying hydraded
Hey, it's evil eye. I tell you this. Next person that sits inside all day in the air conditioning looks at me. I'm working outside says, stay hydrated. I'm on throat, bunch. I mean it too. You really want to see, Jesus test me. You don't want to see Jesus. That's fine too. You won't see nothing.

Android saying hello
Hello, testing. 1 2. This is a test of the Android dispatch recorder.

This made my day...... "Fuck her right in the pussy" came to mind #newscaster #throwback

Best covers
What are you doing, crew? Any cover that has been sung by William Shatner almost said something else. Any of his covers are gold, I love them.

The pastor and Josh’s commercial
Hey, happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Um I got 2 things real quick. Uh, that Pastor uh whooping ass really does make me think that like maybe they crucify Jesus because he was just going around like paranoid fighting everybody like and then they just had to stop him. Like maybe he just thought somebody was talking about his mom or you know, I don't know. Would you say about my heavenly father? And then he just started trying to whoop everybody. And then the other thing is, what is with that commercial that comes on where it's like, oh the day is mo better with Joshua foul or speak for yourself. The dude is an energy vampire and he sucks Souls. And that's also why I don't understand why I love him so much. I think that we go.

Mowing and driving today
Hey, it's junkies hey. Um, usually what I'm cutting my yard like after work on Friday. Usually, I'm wrapping up by about 8:15, 8:30, the sun's still out, but honestly, 8:30 is the cut off at that point. You should be kind of winding down, so maybe the guy was almost done cutting his yard and also I don't know what the deal is that everyone driving today but everyone's driving like a bunch of freaking entrepreneurs.

Boomer
2 ragging on people complaining about ebikes but then you bitch about somebody mowing their lawn at 8:30 p.m. who's the Boomer that's not night time.

A/C
Okay, I'm going to be clear on this. I'm all for fighting climate change and Green Technology, but I'm not going to die from heat prostration to do it. So Crank That AC Bay Bay

Call me Mimi from Deland. No as big as the brown bear, but I was out gardening and this guy walked past. Wasn’t sure if I yelled too hard might make him run toward me. Luckily he ran away.

European heat waves
So, speaking on the heat in Europe, I'll never forget back in 2018. I was staying in Frankfurt Germany and at the time it was 1 of the hottest Summers on record. And just happened to be a heat wave. It was like, the feels like temperature was like above 100, like, 100 100 and 2. And it just so happened that the hotel I was staying at the AC was broke and mind. You, I was working in Iraq at the time, so I was used to 118 120th, but that hotel was so unbearable. It was crazy that we legit checked out in the middle of the night, it was like 2 in the morning and we went down to the next hotel over if we didn't even care. If we were getting our money back we we couldn't stay there a minute longer so I don't know how these people can go. I don't care if it's just for 1 month out of the year but that 1 month is crazy to go without an AC unit and even if it's just a window unit that's fine but they they got to do something.