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The Brown Pony
McDonald’s CEO bite
This McDonald's CEO. He's probably so repulsed and disgusted by what's actually in their food that he's, like, there's no way I can fake this and takes a tiniest by possible, which is terrifying.
ThisGuy
Usage is high but it still still expensive
Usage is high but it still still expensive
Fattimatti
Hey junkies I uh had a friend in elementary school. Her last name was Stapleton and 1 day she farted in class. And from that day on I started to call her a staple shooter.
Pilotmike
Tough Last Names
Junkies. Shifting gears and piggybacking off the tragedy of the story of the missing mom. And focusing on that last name. I had an acquaintance many years ago. I won't say his first name. Honest to God dudes. Last name porn p o r n. You think about that? Wiggle, wiggle pop up.
MoeManjiTheRealtor
Wish shawn would refer to Michael Jackson as he originally did...
Hey guys. I hope you guys doing well. I wish Sean would call Michael Jackson. What he originally called him. Jaco was it Jaco? Somebody has that clip somewhere. Thanks, bye.
My Maria
This one I don’t agreee with the junkies on. I think it is a waste of money. Why do we need to have a new planet to live on? Spend the money of free health care for and helping the over abundance of homeless animals
This one I don’t agreee with the junkies on. I think it is a waste of money. Why do we need to have a new planet to live on? Spend the money of free health care for and helping the over abundance of homeless animals
evileyemonster
Evil Eye about Byron Allen
Byron Allen. Was a co-host on real people in the 70s and 80s. And just a regular black guy is okay. And nobody remembers the show real people, but that's where he started. So he didn't, you know, Powerhouse.
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