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I was a toll pirate on the highway for 2 years
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. I was a toll pirate for about 2 years. I drove my pickup truck with my tailgate down no tag, cover none of that stuff, just drove with the tailgate down and the cameras could not see my license plate. And I ran tolls for like I said, 2 years till they, finally put out a sting operation on me and caught me on the Highway 1 day. And uh I ended up having to go to court and everything. Got fined, 2, 0, 0, The sign before the toll plaza says photo violation. $100, why am I being fine 200? So they dropped to find the $100. And all I went paid my tab and left.

License Plate Drama
All right, if the State of Florida needs more money, what do you do? You sit back and nitpick at little things like the license plate, vanity, um, plate and you find us, your arrest us, the arrest rates goes up, um, but it's easier to do that than just to go to the dealerships and put out a statement to these dealerships telling them to redesign those stopped making them because they can't get money out of the dealerships, but they can get money out of us. It's all about the money, folks.


License plate issues myself
Hey, what's up, junkies? So yeah, as far as the license plate thing goes, I used to have that same problem, uh, but on a motorcycle. So they outlawed for a while vertical license plates and then Charlie Crist came into office and he took out where it says, it has to be a fixed. Horizontally. And just took out horizontally. So really it could be vertical at that point, but it had to read from top to bottom, so you had to have it. Clockwise from being horizontal and I'd gotten pulled over and had a cop who didn't know the laws and didn't know that they changed and tried to give me crap about it. So for a while, I carried around the statute print out in my back pocket so I could show them any time they would pull me over. So, kind of funny that Courtney's doing that anyway. Wiggle wiggle pop up.

License plate frame photo ticket
About the license plate frames. I thought about printing out the new law revision, but ended up finding the toll violation. I got that clearly shows. Both my license plate and the frame. So I just threw that in the glove box. Clearly, they can read it.

what’s cooler than being ice cold?
Yossi, Cho, it's got a check in quickly regarding this uh naked dead woman in the freezer in Miami or walk-in cooler or whatever. It was that she died in. I believe it was a freezer because 1 thing I haven't heard anybody, bring up that I've heard in the past before is that part of uh, dying via hypothermia or freezing to death in a freezer, like this woman did is right towards the end. You feel like great sensation of like you're on fire or burning, which prompts a lot of these people to take their clothes off because the the frostbite on their body, I guess makes their nerve endings feel like they're on fire and frequently people who die this way are found naked. So it wouldn't surprise me. It's kind of consistent with that. Um I don't know. Checking with BDS or Tommy awesome or somebody. Who knows a little more about dead folks tip your embalmers.

Rehab
You guys are asking about rehab. Um, I went to rehab like 5 years ago for the first time. and, I would say it's kind of like jail. Um, you can go there and try to help yourself. or you can go there and mix it up with all the people that don't really want to get sober or stop, whatever they're doing and they can teach you and you can learn Um, so it's kind of both sides of the coin are true. you could learn about harder drugs, there was even drugs in the rehab, um, Fentanyl or you could actually do the program and uh better yourself. But uh yeah, that's my take on.

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