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Lifesaving music sucks!
Call what's going down, junkies, hey saline. Um yeah, I'm with you man. That music totally sucked. There was a needed. I mean, it was a nice moment, the music stripped, anything away, their terrible.

I mean we know it's Shawn but I don't think it looks as good as the other

I think it does look like Shawn a little bit if you put it in this setting

Disney hike was already in the works.
Good day News Junkie. It's Dan man. Happy Wednesday, everybody hump day. Um, Disney actually sent me a notification to let me know that my subscription was going to be going up before the Jimmy Kimmel thing. So no Grand conspiracy. I'm afraid. It would be awesome to think that they would do such a thing. Uh, only then to Gaff people. After it's all done, uh, Sinister. I like a good twist in your mustache, kind of plot. So that's cool. Anyway, hope you guys have a good rest of the week, rest assured. No deception here.

police wearing mask in TV show Watchmen

Eggroll food truck
Hey, junkies happy. Hump day, just thrown it out there because I know the iHeart station isn't too far from Lee Road and I4, but the world famous egg. Roll food truck is in the dispensary, parking lot across the street from the Home Depot figured, I'd throw it out there. It's absolutely delicious. If you haven't gone, I highly recommend it and you've got to get the strawberry lemonade to go with it.

Miss Fritz
hey, I miss Brits by

I’m a happy shark!
Hey there, junkies what's going on? I just wanted to share some good news. I know that you guys know a little bit about my life, you know, just gone through a divorce a couple years ago and, you know, just dealing with that and being solo and, you know, having a having a good time just discovering me again. Well, unfortunately, this shark bait has been caught. Um, I was asked to be someone's girlfriend the other day, and it's really cute. It's something new for me and pretty nervous. But really excited to see where this goes and I just wanted to share my news, so talk to you soon.

Would send junk mail back in the prepaid envelopes the companies would send lol
Hi. When you were talking about the mail segment I knew someone who if they sent was was sent junk mail and 1 of these self-addressed uh prepaid envelopes and stuff back. They would just send the junk mail right back to them. It's a pretty good move.

Welp, this spam attempt is a new one

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