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Almost a half a million miles on my work truck
Happy Monday News, Junkie crew. So uh that guy is 300 something Thousand Miles. That's, that's rookie numbers. I have a 2002 Chevy Silverado, I currently have 49300 Mi on my original gas motor. It's not even diesel. It was in another 2 months. I'll be out of half a million and then I'll send a video dispatch.

Shawn's poopie butt
Sean, when you're cleaning something how do you know if it's clean without looking at it? Same goes for your butt. My man. Sean's got poopy butt.

Shawn’s dirty swamp ass
Sean. I was uh, with you at the foot golf tournament for Tom and Dan Chev years ago, where it was about 95 degrees and you wore jeans There's no way you were not out on that Golf Course. And didn't blow ass. Therefore you had dirty swamp ass at least once so you can't say you never had it. You definitely had it. Everyone checks the toilet paper to make sure they've gotten the hard to reach spots and there's nothing left over. You dirty, dirty, little man.


K cars are gonna be death traps
So years ago, my dad got a rental car and it they gave him a smart car. Said, he got out to the highway, he nearly got lifted up and thrown into the ditch because a semi passed him because the Smart car weighs, you know, 15 pounds and he said, hell no, and drove. Right back to the dealership and said, give me a different rental car? now, you're saying that these K cars way even less, Oh yeah, that there's there's nothing wrong that's going to happen.

Homemade prime rib sandwich and corn clam chowder (leftovers)

Nothing wrong with a 2012 Tahoe.......


Deviled eggs(recipe courtesy of Jim Colbert) and a pickle

I would love to be able to buy a kei car. but I'm not allowed