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Trump
Sean. You might need to watch out what you're doing. You might incite Trump to take away your FCC license by talking bad about him.

Registered letter to cancel membership
Hey junkies, hope you're having a great day. Um, 1 time, I went to cancel a gym membership and they made you do it by registered mail, who has ever sent anything registered mail, and like the last 20 years, unless it's like a lawyer or something like that. And then I get to the post office to send it. I've never sent 1 before. And the crazy toothless lady behind the counter just kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong but she also wouldn't help me do it, right? It was so frustrating. Anyways, you guys have a great day.

Did I get your name right?
Sean Watson more like, Sean Dawson, Sean, Dawson Dawson, John Dawson.

I applaud this schoolbus driver

Mamma and baby manatee on Weeki this weekend swimming next to our kayaks

AI Swilly nailed the tattoo .. not

Charlie kirk always came after the trans community
Oh my goodness, that sucks for Charlie Kirk for us. People, that he always came after the trans Community to not exist and things. Well, I guess what? Now he doesn't exist either, so that sucks for him, sarcasm.

Mailman
We survived the brake. Hey, how you doing? Uh, thanks a lot there. A big guy. Uh, telling me to be safe and all of that. Now, I hit a damn mailbox. I appreciate that very much. Thank you. Have a great weekend.

Mistakes parents make
What's up, junkies, listen. I just wanted to share a story about. You were just mentioning how your little brother got thrown into a tree. Uh, this is back in the days. This is in the 80s like Indiana Jones was out. My dad was acting like Indiana Jones with a hat on or something and he didn't have a whip, but he had a hammer and he was like, making the noise with the hammer, like it was a whip, but then the head of the hammer flew off and conked my sister right in the middle of her forehead. So, Yeah, we still joke about that. Um, She's still mostly eats with a straw but she's doing. She's doing good.

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