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Young drivers.
Hey, junkies Mad. King here, calling in from Daytona Beach. So I'm a ride share driver. I do Uber and Lyft and I can tell you that the majority of my passengers are between the age of 20 and 35 and for some reason, they have no desire to learn how to drive by a car, have the responsibility having to do with any of it. So yeah. What they're saying is pretty accurate wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.




Open carry ?
I now, open carry, they mentioned a number of places, but what about private businesses such as Banks and Walmart? Is everybody going to have to post a sign? If they don't allow people to open carry? in their, Private establishment. This seems like a whole can of worms.

I will be your advisor
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well, when you say address to impress the genie comes out, you know? So I guess I'm going to have to dress all 3 of you for this event. Huh. Thanks. Bye.

You guys are my favorite show, love yall!!!!
I would be super sad if my favorite new show of the day. Stopped. Existing, because you were dispatched, haha. Because you with your hard facts, sea Lane with his witty commentary, Sabrina with her zaniness and silly voices and stuff. I love it. But yeah, if if you were shot because of your views, I'd be super sad and what would cry, and then it would probably stop listing. Because monsters in the morning, they're okay. And Jim is for like, an older group and I'm not old and I still love him but I just love you guys. The most. Bye Oh, also everybody lost the game.



Serial pee pee-ers?! Noooooo!
Yossi Chad's quick check-in on the cereal PP artists out there. I guess those following the new trend of peeing and public places and then posting it online seems weird to me. But my first thought here was, uh, you know, I know Sean in the report they said, oh, you know, it'll be easy to find you guys. If you keep this up we will find you. And Sean you said maybe it will be more difficult than than they. They kind of let on. I think it'll be probably twice as easy to find these people. I mean they've got 2 IP, addresses 1 on their phone, and 1 with the incident took place tip your restroom attendance.

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