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John the Exterminator
Black Friday is ded, dead
Oh man, Black Friday dead. Never thought I see the day back in the day. I was working security at a mall during Black Friday and a testament to how crazy he used to get a lady in a wheelchair. Came up to like a, a watch store. she was led to the front and once they opened the doors at midnight, she stood up through the chair, back to the people other than line screamed at some miracle and ran into the store. It Black Friday used to be crazy.
evileyemonster
Alphabet backward
Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba now officer, you do that?
SirWeeps
Zootopia
Well, it makes sense that in other countries, it's called Zoo tropolis because in the same country, Superman lives in the city. Um, Mtopia.
evileyemonster
Funniest reporter fail. From Evil Eye
Hey news. Junkies. This is evil eye. My favorite fail from a news reporter. Was after a tornado and uh Wolf Blitzer was talking to this Girl, Rebecca Vitz, whose house was destroyed in the tornado. And then he asks her how much she thinks God that her and her child were saved and Rebecca goes. Actually, I'm an atheist. That was the funniest moment ever on TV and it's still online. Her name was Rebecca Vitz.
Robert 35
Shawn is a pussy
Not going to lie to you, Sean. Normally I agree with you like a lot of the time I like to but today you're kind of just bleeding insecurities all over the show first, it was a parking ticket thing and it just made me think you just kind of a big old was and this uh the scale thing you're talking about where you're making fun of these kids for getting on the scale man. I get on the scale of Publix all the time. Now I just think you're a fat wolf
Wooly Cammoth
A Family Solution to Thanksgiving
haus4542000
Best Thanksgiving movie ever
RichardTheHomeInspector
Fairhope resident / penis costume
Hello news jockeys. So I'm a little bit behind but I'm sitting here listening to the story about the uh lady in the penis costume. And you go ahead and say foe Alabama, which what are the odds I'm from Orlando and now, live in Fairhope Alabama, but I tell you what that Officer says, oh, a town that has values I mean there's a lot bigger things going on around here than an old lady in a penis costume but uh yeah, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.
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