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Talking about utilities in water on yesterday's show
Hey new junkies listen uh, yesterday's show. You guys are talking about utilities and water and garbage. I know if you stop paying on your utilities because we pick up the garbage here, also for the city. We still have to pick up your garbage because it's a health issue. And we we still have to provide you with the sewer because that's a health issue. Also the water, we will disconnect your meter and you hook up and everything. But if you have a well, you can just use that. And that's it. And I guess they put a lean on your house or something like that. but, All right, guys, hope that helps bye.

Finally I've been waiting all year

Old/new music
Hey guys, Happy Day, Sean. You dimwit. The guy's not saying the classic that that's not classic rock. It's modern and hip. It's a reference of saying, oh my God, I'm not old. This is my music that I listen to when I was young and hip, you totally missed the point on that, uh, tweet.

I got my masters degree of nursing online
Hey, junkies. Y'all were talking about getting degrees online specifically on a smartphone. So, I have my master's degree of nursing, um, which I got completely online. I already had my bachelor's degree, which I got in person. Um, all of the coursework was online. I did have to find preceptors, to basically do my medical training with, but all of the coursework everything, as far as my schools, my tests everything was done online. So it's possible and now I'm a working nurse practitioner. So just saying thanks guys.

Shawn is having Courtney retrieve items off of the roof for him

If you gotta go you gotta go!
Hey needs a junkies hey remember in Jurassic Park um when the cars stopped in front of the TRX Paddock and the 1 lawyers running out and then Jeff Goldblum is like uh where is he going? He's like he's going to the bathroom and he's like, well, if you got to go, you got to go.

Skapunk85
yo, Junkies Hey so back in uh High School like 99 2000 or so I was on AOL I was Scott Punk 85. Yep, I thought I was super cool man. All right y'all peace.

100 screws
Hey guys, I had businesses where I dealt with things like nuts, and bolts and screws and it's sold by weight. It's misleading, but they estimate that there's about 100 in there for that amount of weight. So, It's not exactly right but they shouldn't they should say approximately 100. Anyway that's it.

Hot Dog On My Roof
Someone threw a hot dog right up on my roof bun. Got stuck in the gutter. And now, what am I supposed to do? Hot dog on my roof? Dog on my roof. Who did that? Who did that I bought on my roof? Hot dog on my roof. Hot dog on my roof.

.....your opinion
Can you? Can you be? Better than what you were. Can you learn through an app? Can you learn? Through 30 years of radio programming. Does it? Make sense to do so. Now that we're done asking questions, I'll answer yours. Absolutely you can be smarter absolutely online degrees. Are much more valid. Um, I have a degree in real radio and I have a master's in the News Junkie. But I'm still fat with bad teeth and I can still wrap. So, Enjoy. This.