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Clarification lol
Okay, not that anybody really cares, but I received some feedback and I just wanted to clarify. So my mom used to sleep in a tent or the minivan. It sounds like a Chris Farley thing but it's not. Um, she uses sleep in those things for the ticket sale in the dance. Studio parking lot months. In advance before the dance recital, the show was held at either the Atilla Center at CW, post at Long Island University, or hacha university. Um, so they would wait days in advance to purchase the prime. Seats. So tickets for the prime seats at those really large venues so um, the dance recital wasn't in like a parking lot or anything like Randall like that but um, nobody cares but I just wanted to clarify, that's it. Have a great day.

Forbidden places
Hey guys. Happy Day the guy talking about going under NASA property reminded me back in the day I did demolition on 1 of the launch pads. They had some concrete that had to come out to get replaced launch pad was still in use and is still in use but they had cut the power because we were cutting And, uh, I climbed the shuttle launch tower. All the way to the tippy tippy top, where the astronauts loaded onto the shuttle. There was a vertical ladder beyond that, that I climbed up and out of the hatch and was at the very tippy top, the only thing taller than me was the lightning rod on the top of the tower. That was pretty rare.

My wife peed in her truck on her route

Sleeping out waiting for something
My mom used to sleep for multiple nights in either a tent or the back of the minivan in line. For tickets for my dance recital, when I was younger and there were dozens of parents that did this. So she would sleep out for multiple nights to buy tickets. To see me perform in costumes that she paid hundreds of dollars on performing dances that I learned in classes that she spent thousands of dollars for Pretty crazy, but those parents will say that they have such memorable moments from the ticket sales. What I do it from my boys, Yeah, I love them and I probably would. That's it. Have a great day.

Drawing Muhamhed
well, I have to do is uh, Draw a picture of Jesus. Jesus is a Muhammad. Would look like the same exact guy except for 1 1, might be wearing a cloak over his head. That's all. Bye. Wiggle wiggle. Sorry.

Words to piss women off
So where's the piss women off? Um, I was joking with my wife and I was saying, hey, toots, can you get this for me? And she was just, oh, whatever. And then I hit her with the uh hey. Can you be a doll? And for some reason that set her off and she's like, even though I know you're kidding, don't call me that again, that's the 1 right there. So I said, oh, noted also, I cringe. When I hear this, maybe another woman can dispatch and confirm. But when I hear my friends or a guy call a server, or any female that isn't their significant other sweetheart. Hey sweetheart. Oh, sweetheart. I cringe. So, I don't know. I think that's weird.

Villages president
Hey everybody. How you doing? about the villages in the, the The president. Um, He's got they're all New Yorkers that are in The Villages. They were all up north and everything they want to listen to what the president have to say. Because now they're in Florida and they know that Florida will help them out not New York but here God bless you, love you and I'm sorry about you know the loss. Bye.


Deep breath count to 10 and hope for the best
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew, man. When it comes to Going about the task of trying to tell my wife to calm down. I do not use those words or relax or take it easy. I just tell her deep breath and count to 10 and hope for the best.

Podcast listener. Listened to episode on seeing things behind the scenes. I got to see old abandoned rockets and assembly’s on NASA grounds. Almost like a graveyard. Eat a pierogi! Wiggles and pops.
Hey, junkies happy. Today I'm a podcast listener and I was listening to the episode where you were talking about people getting to see behind the scenes things, um, that the average person doesn't get to see. Well, I'm a land surveyor by trade, and we were doing a survey for NASA at like, uh, their Mars substation property, and the property was filled with old abandoned. Rocket parts and assemblies and stuff like that. Where nature was even taking over some of these uh old abandoned Rockets from like the 80s or whatever. Um, it was really neat. Uh, very cool thing to witness, um, I don't know, I don't, I don't have that much else to say, um, eat a perogi wiggle wiggle.