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TSA and Missing Your Flight
Hey, guys, as an airport employee, I can tell you firsthand that TSA PreCheck. Absolutely is open tsa's. Biggest problem is Staffing. Uh, you got all these employees that haven't been getting paid for a while. They're not going to show up to work last night for absolutely no reason. The uh 1 of our checkpoints went down to 2 Lanes at a time when there was a bunch of departures. So yeah, plan on if you're traveling anytime soon, get to the airport with enough time and if you don't get there with enough time, don't be the asshole at the gate upset, because you missed your flight. I'm sorry, you paid 38.50 for your ticket. Don't expect customer service, you're not getting on, okay? That's it. I'm done.

AI in the work place
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So I found out some information at work that the upper managers have been or are going to use AI to generate evaluations. You know, same thing as normal type in a few keywords and it brings up all these paragraphs and these little bullet points and stuff. And I don't know to me that made me feel a little uncomfortable. Um feel like evaluations are really meant to have that personal 1-to-1 experience. If I wanted to know how I was doing online, I would look it up online, um I would like to know feedback Like legit feedback. I don't know. It's a little weird to me. I just want to see what your thoughts are. Okay, bye.

Airplane story slippery slope... Hopefully


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Subways
Hey News, Junkie. This is Alfonso. Your favorite pal? Um, I heard that. Well I heard I seen that 4 Subway in the Dr. Phillips and were area have closed down within the past 3 months. 4 of them. So I think they're going down. Have a great day. Have a nice weekend love. You. Love the show. Bye.

What just happened lol!
It's got a long duk dong here. I don't know why, but I still feel weird about making fun of rfk's. Voice and speech impediment thing. Dot, dot dot. Oops, I'm not texting lol. Exclamation point.

Thank you guys for making a day at the DMV almost bearable. What a weird cast of characters. Love the show!!

My son found a friend leaving the missile bunker this morning