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I will like to see AI take over my job
Hey, junkies happy Friday, uh, sorry Sunday. Um so yeah, I'd like to see AI get rid of my job for contacts. I'm a podiatrist. And uh so there's always a Non-Stop flow of dirty fat. Disgusting diabetics getting wounds to their feet eating amputations and then just regular Book care and all that stuff. So I feel like my job is pretty safe because AI can't really just sit there. Cut toes on things and cut, you know? Unfortunately, trim toenails and thousands.


Wood chipper
I elect him next in the wood chipper.


Jeffing at the expo, sorry about the background noise

that motorcyclist gave me a revolutionary new safety idea.

What I learned late in life
I guess. I hope you guys are doing well. So you are asking today what you learned when you were a little bit older? Well I learned how to send a dispatch. Check it make sure everything sounds good and then submit it. Um some people I know still don't know how to do that. That's fine. Thanks bye.

As far as the guy running for office. Give me a break. If you were a 16 and you're banging your 15 year old girlfriend. You're on the 6. That's different. You had child porn, forget it. It's a no-go. Stay out of our lives.

My thoughts on the Cuba sitch
So, my thoughts regarding this whole Cuban boat situation. Well, I don't really know to be honest, I don't really care, but I love a Cuban sandwich and I love Sabrina. And I would love her to represent me for Fritz on the street. Thanks.

Started Late in life (40+)
It's the news Chucky. Sean Sabrina, what is up? Love you guys. Happy Thursday. Um, So late in life, this might sound crazy but it's the truth. Uh, I learned to be a productive member of society, pay taxes, be a good father. Uh, you know, Be a good husband. Be a good person. Um, had a rough childhood Growing Up, made some questionable. Decisions early on that put me in a rough place that I had my right, Stripped Away. And, um, today I'm 14 years clean, and sober. Uh, good dad, good husband, homeowner and business owner. So keep pushing you can do anything.