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Shawn, here’s everything you need to know about Meijer stores
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean Myers, kind of like a Walmart ripoff up in the midwest up in the Rust Belt, Ohio, Michigan, similar type of setup. There's a grocery store, there's also kind of a department store where you can buy just regular everyday Goods. But same type of clientele, same type of work as you get at a regular Walmart. Um, I saw the video, um, wouldn't surprise me if the guy was faking but, um, you know, people do weird stuff nowadays, have a good 1.

Bombing drug dealers is stupid
so what's bombing a bunch of drug dealers going to do if they make that much money, they're just going to move and do it somewhere else. If it's that lucrative, then bombing them isn't going to do anything number 1, number 2, Does our Coke dealers and the only people that do Coke are nowadays or can afford it or Tech Bros? No 1 else can afford that and then the other thing is, is the major drug problem in the United States is fentanyl, which comes out of China. Well, we're definitely not going over and bombing China, aren't we? But hey, we'll go bomb some poor Brown country just to make a bunch of people happy. When the simple fact of the matter is it just distracts you from the other things that are happening. Like The Epstein list. Wiggle wiggle. How screw it have the day you voted for

Got into a fight with my razor knife.
Happy concrete. Mike's birthday News Junkie crew. So uh, Today started out. Okay, other than the fact that I realized, uh, my mom had just passed 2 weeks ago, and she would not be calling me today on my birthday. Put me in a kind of a funk and then I got into an argument with my razor knife while I was cutting something and it decided to cut the top half of my thumb, through my fingernail down at a knuckle. Uh, so yeah, having a good day. Hope everybody's day is going a little bit better than mine.

Old school drug war
Hey, Sean. I think uh part of the War on Drugs was sending uh soldiers to some other countries, where the drugs were being made and and uh I think we might have been involved some in Colombia with the uh whole Escobar thing but uh but yeah largely it didn't really curb uh drug use in the country. So Uh yeah. Uh it was ineffective that I'm not sure how effective it'll be now but uh you know you never know.

THE CRUISE??!!
It's the news Guillen. C l Sabrina, what's up? Love you guys 3? Best friends. Never do ahead, but I got them so deal with it. Anyways, about these Cruise Line things. These viral videos that continue to keep popping up is the reason that my wife will not let us go on a cruise, so I don't get to go have all this great fun because of all these viral videos, like it's wild. Like I'm 100% with you, Sean, uh, I wouldn't mind being on it if I could stay in my room and have Windows all the way around. So I can watch everything and not be a part of it, like, that sounds great. But all the other stuff. Sounds disgusting. Like, who wants to go sit on a boat and be in a giant person soup like it just nah, I'm good. Anyways, have a great day. Love you guys. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Gas station breakfast
Yo, sorry to leave you 2 dispatchers. I just got back in the car. Heard about a Cracker Barrel thing. Um, I just want to say this if you live in Florida and maybe other states too, but You're not eating your breakfast out of a gas station. You are missing out gas station. Breakfast is the best breakfast. I don't care what anyone says like nope. Gas station breakfast, you got a winner.

I’m back
News, junkies, what's good? It's your boy TX. Sorry, if I was kind of loud right there. I just excited finally got my uh well not the app because Went through a whole year of BS, I didn't even know you deleted the apps. Sean I was on the app, I was making messages and calling and setting up petitions, and I didn't know you even took it down, but we're here now, glad to see we're back with the gang C Lang was going on my man. Hope. Father, who has been treating? You? Well, so bringing up if you haven't gotten married yet, it's coming. I love everything. You're doing. Keep up the comedy show, heard about the Purple, Jesus, well, black Jesus, that drinks purple juice. I don't know what it is. Something I like that, but Sean, I'm pretty sure you only have 1 long left after all that cough and I have not been hearing Just want to say, I love you guys, it's going to be a good weekend and yeah have a good 1.

They’re not thinking about how attacking cartel would affect our soil

Degenerates gambling on lil league
I know who's betting on the Little League World Series, 2 people 1, Ryan Holmes, he's a degenerate and 2. Abraham Dragon friend, he's also a degenerate, degenerate gamblers, all around us. She talked out.

Cracker Barrel.
What up News, Junkie dingo here just want to chime in real quick about Cracker Barrel. I thought there was something that happened in like early 2000 were like it was either Jay-Z or Kanye's. Mom was at a um, Cracker Barrel. And they like disrespected her and it was a whole, it was a whole thing. Um,

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