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No talking in the bedroom
What's up, guys? Hey Sean, you mentioned earlier that uh you don't talk when you're in the bedroom with your partner. I was wondering if that's because she has told you to stop talking do You use your radio voice in there? Or are you like saying like inappropriate things, like right before you're about to finish? You're like coming up next. It's the News Junkie. Is that why she doesn't let you talk anymore, or is it? Is it radio voice? I'm just curious.

Courtney is RIGHT yet again
What up, news junkies Sean, you're talking about the smart devices and I got to agree with Courtney. I hate smart and powered devices for the fact that where I live power goes out often enough to where we have a home generator. It's not an automatic 1, so I have to go start the generator. Every time I've had to start the generator, I'm sitting in on the couch and the recline position. By the way, the couch is electric, we couldn't get a analog couch. It had to be electric, and I'm always reclined and I have to go start the generator. Not only that, all these stupid ass lights are always screwing up when the power goes out and they're going in full, you know, epileptic mode and she has to spend hours resetting and re-zoning all these lights. I hate them. I truly hate where we're at. I want stupid. That doesn't sound right. Anyway, that's all I got deuces.


Democrat spot-on crime policies

Walmart deal
What's up, news junkies? I'mma let you in on a little secret about Walmart, I heard you talking about that food deal, boy, me and the family, probably going to be jumping on that 1. But Walmart's big secret is they will take an item that they are prepared to lose about less than 10% margin on. And they'll put it right next to another item where they're making 30, 40, 50% margin profit. And it pairs up with that other item. So there you go. You impulse, buy that second item, and now Walmart's in the green and you're getting a deal.

Those ballroom measurements aren't right.

POTUS - TU
Yo junkies we have a president that prioritizes masquerade parties in the White House that only a thousand people apparently are privy to yet. We still have homeless vets. We our country is in shambles. And this is what he's prioritizing. I just can't believe this man is running our country.

Good morning. It really doesn't matter how much it cost because we're not paying for it. He has donors that are paying for it plus himself and many many other billionaires. So there. Thank you, Mr. President

Short & Sweet recommendation for Savy
Hey news junkies, happy Tuesday. Um this is a short and sweet 1 because the last 1 you guys made fun of me because it was too long. Um somebody Um, Amy Poehler has a new podcast. It's not the News Junkie podcast, but it's pretty good. And she just did, uh, Marisha Hagerty from SVU? So I thought I recommend it to you. It's really, really good and she's hilarious. So, um, have a great day. Bye guys.

The perfect neighbor. Totally agree with you Shawn those cops were a class act.
Hey news. Junkies, um, we watched the perfect neighbor and I completely agree with you. Sean, those cops were fantastic. They were a Class Act. They were respectful. They were kind, they were sweet to the kids. They were kind to the old crazy lady. Um, before, you know, even after, I don't know how they were so patient with her, I would have lost my brain multiple times. Um, and uh, even whenever I don't know if the spoiler but like, even after tragedy struck, and they were dealing with her, They were still so patient with her and I don't, I don't know how I think they should be studied. I think other cops should be like taking notes. Um, yeah. Anyway, great watch, um, way to go Florida. Miss it. We're in Texas now. Peace out.