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SHARE THE SHOW!!!!
Yo, it's Tuesday. News Junkie is in the building. Let's go, baby. Listen, everyone listened right now. These are the 3 best friends you need in your life. So, share the show out. It's Tuesday. You know what to do? Share the show, baby. Let's go. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Trump has always had bad taste.


I lost my AOL address in my divorce

Not an official Field Goal
You know, the best part of that 70 yard field goal is that it is not an official NFL record because it is a pre-season game. So, the official record is still 66 yards. All for naught.



Old school dial up style.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I got to chime in a little bit about AOL. My grandfather. Had it. So that was like the coolest thing about going over to Grandpa's house was he had a dial up computer that we could get on to AOL and look at some stuff and before that it was just what was called BBS and you would just log into somebody else's modem and they were serving up some content and it was probably 1 of the first times I ever got to see boobies. Boo.

I've lived in DC for 55 years
Um, so I've lived in the DC since the 70s and um, in the 80s and 90s it was pretty rough. It was so rough actually that I had started the business where, um, tourists and whatnot with their families could pay me, I'd come up and harass the family and then the tourist parents could, you know, Push me back or argue with me a little bit and look really badass in front of their kids. Um, Only once that we have someone choked and uh that was super embarrassing. We actually wound up giving that family a refund. But ever since then, you know, DC has been super safe wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,

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