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DUI scam!
So, I've been arrested for 2 to you guys, I beat them both. But uh you still go through a ton of crap and your insurance company does not care. If you beat them, they will raise your rates regardless. um, But yeah, I had the interlock device installed on my truck and yes it's a huge scam. Uh expensive, uh, installation fees and, and uh, monthly fees. And then um, I got a strike once because I ate a piece of pizza and it set it off and uh, then you have to take it back in and pay to get it recalibrated. And, uh, you're not supposed to eat or drink anything 15 minutes before blowing and then um, and yeah, it's true. Uh as you're driving you have to keep blowing on it like every every so often because otherwise a silver person can just blow on it and start your car and then you can just go drive drunk. You know, whatever. Which 1 time I was drunk and what kind of Island and they were closing and uh I was too drunk to blow in the thing. So I had some uh teenager blow on the device. So I could at least get my car out of there and I had to park at Wendy's for 3 hours while I sobered up. So I could drive home. Don't judge. And then, uh, but yeah it's a huge scam. Even I was court-ordered to go to a, a alcohol counseling and we had to get drug tested every week and pay twenty 5 dollars and after like a few months of that, we had to get a new teacher because she got arrested for stealing our drug test money, uh, Stupid scam.

Ignition locks are definitely a scam. I have one
What's up News Junkie? So I have an interlock device, it's life safer. But yeah, the thing, it feels like a scam, man. Because 1, it'll fail you on stuff like, it says, like pizza sauce can set it off. Coffee cologne hand sanitizer. But, um, and then every time it fails you like that, you have to go and have it reset. It's like 120 bucks. Plus it's like 120 a month or it comes up to 150 after fees and stuff. And then on top of that, yeah, it cost me like 500 to install it. Um, Which I mean I get it I got a buoy but it was 5 years ago and they still made me put it on. Um but yeah, the thing is the thing is ridiculous man that would suck to have it hacked because I'd just be another frustration to where, of course we're going to be paying for it but Yeah, the thing is uh scam because it it also it beeps and there was some guy that I saw at the shop that was hearing impaired. And so he's doing a class action lawsuit against them, because he would get failed all the time because he's driving on the highway and he can't hear the thing beeping because of a hearing impaired, and then if you don't blow it in time into it in time while you're driving It'll fail you which is also ridiculous. How is it making us safer on the roads? When you have to take your hands off the wheel and grab this thing? You have to take your eyes off the road. I don't know man. It just seems like a money pit. So don't get a DUI basically.


The last time you guys were kicked out of YouTube was when you showed a picture of Sean as a little kid, holding guns after that you guys were nuked. Anyways, I just wanted to uh yeah. Let you guys know. I don't know how else to communicate with you. My chat is not working so I posted it on here.

Lost the YouTube side
Hey junkies, I don't know if it's just me or my phone or what I was just watching live on the YouTube and then all of a sudden the video stopped saying that the video's been removed. I know you guys are still on. I need to see you. Help me.

Joe Dirt and meteorite guns

LOL THANK YOU FOR LICKING THAT MAGNET I couldn't made this video turn out any better

Flight attendant name
The flight attendants Guardian Angel was her mom for name and her, so launched.

I'm driving down Kelly Park road and Apopka and this is the view I have of a fire somewhere

TSA and MCO Why no impact??
Hey News, Junkie Shannon here. Um, in regards to the person who showed up to MCO and had no, TSA delays. I just read something yesterday about that. Apparently MCO is 1 of 20 airports in the country right now that has privately contracted their screeners And that's why we're seeing pretty much zero impact as far as the government shutdown. Just so you guys would like to know, have a great day.