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Screw Tara's husband and his birthday
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. I'm just here to say screw tears. Husband, I don't care. It's his birthday October 5th. It's my wife's birthday October 5th. Happy birthday, baby. I love you. Bye.

Yep, Sora 2 is pretty wild. Here I am going on vacation.

Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Sorry for the noise but we’re at Oktoberfest in Germany. Have a great Friday MFers!

This white girl loves me some Bad Bunny
Hey junkies, happy day. Um, podcast listener, listening to y'all, talk about the counter, programming entertainment for the Super Bowl. Um, Sean, I, I get what you're saying. I agree with you to a a degree but you keep focusing on the fact that only, you know, 15% of the country speaks Spanish at home or speak Spanish fluently. So nobody is going to understand what's going on. There's a good Good chunk of the country who does not speak. Spanish is super white like myself. Who does not understand what he's saying, but still enjoys his music. I mean, you put that any of his songs on and I can't not dance. So there's there's, there's a, there's a lack there just saying

Mailbox money just came in. Thanks for always keeping us listeners in the loop on these things.


Halloween decor WIN in my parents neighborhood!! Woowee


Squirrel hunting faux pas!
Hey news. Junkies uh, just about that kid. Getting shot in the back of the head. Um, so I've been quail hunting. And when your dog flushes those birds, they are flying everywhere. They're very fast. You literally do have to pick up a bird if you can and take a shot very quickly. The thing that's weird about him. Getting shot in the back of the head is ideally, you have some orange on and if you have orange on, you're going to have either a jacket or a hat or something like that to show that. Because that color is 1 of those Universal hunting colors to make sure that people understand that you are a hunter, not The Hunted. It's just really. Smacks of either major inexperience and carelessness or motive, I don't know which, but anyway. Um yeah, squirrely nonetheless. So have a good week.