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Yo News Junkie, what is up? Happy Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday. I hope y'all had an amazing week. I just wanted to say thank you for everything that y'all do. Um great job as always on the show and uh yeah just a quick little check-in from the best dispatcher you never knew you had wiggle wiggle pop-up.

RIP to the Hulkster
Rest in peace to the great Immortal, Hulk Hogan. And I just want to say thank you Hogan for giving us wrestling fans. The 2 biggest moments in professional wrestling 1, he has the greatest heel, turn and professional wrestling. Uh 2 the greatest moment. The most important moment when him and the NWO walked out of WWF on a live broadcast. To go to WCW and sign a contract that very moment led to wrestlers getting multiple year contracts. So, without that moment, There will be no multiple year contracts for a wrestler right now. So rest in peace to the Great Hall.

hard hitting celebrity deaths including Hulk Hogan


Ozzy bay head
What's up junkies? I just wanted to let you know about a funny video that's out there and it's um when Aussie shows up to the gates The bat is there with a floating head and he's like we meet again. Anyways, it was funny.



the difference between colbert and South park

South Park has made
So, I did the math, for the South Park and, uh, basically Star Wars sold for like 4.2 billion dollars. Now, South Park is at the point of being sold for. I think it was like 2.5 or 3.5, so that means South Park is just as lucrative and almost more lucrative than Star Wars. This is a show that makes fun of people to show that makes fun of things. And it makes money.

These kids don’t know Blind Melon
Happy today. Junkies uh, I was listening to yesterday's show on the podcast. And we're talking about Blind Melon and remind me of a story. where, uh, a much younger friend of mine was dressed up as a Slutty Bumblebee. For Halloween. Let's just say it like that. And, uh, she snuck into a bar underage, where we were hanging out in Cocoa Beach. And she would walk up to everybody and say I'm a bubble bee buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz, everybody's like oh yeah, Blind Melon or no rain and she had no idea. what they were talking about, it was Hilarious. All right. Have a great day, guys. Bye.

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