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Hott take? Jimmy Kimmel vs sandy hook
I don't know if this is like a super gross, hot take, but I kind of feel like Jimmy Kimmel's comments, um, as long as it's pertain to, like free speech or similar to. Like, the guy that said those things about the Sandy Hook families. Um, and I don't know, I kind of see a correlation between the 2. I don't know if they should be treated the same, but I don't know if anyone else made that correlation, but that's something that kind of popped to my head. Have a good day y'all.

Just let you guys know. The Rapture will not be happening tomorrow because it says, in a Bible that no man will know the time the date when the Rapture will happen. So, There's no prediction in the Rapture so it's not going to happen tomorrow. Because it says in the Bible that no man will know the time and the date of the Rapture, he will come like a thief of the night. So just let you guys know. But be ready. When it does happen.


Cell phone story is fascinating
Good afternoon. Share the show Tuesday. Junkies X swimmer here. Hey I'm listening to this cell phone thing you guys are talking about its fascinating I worked for telecommunications company and on the tech side for about 15 years and I was listening to it this morning and it's just really interesting to read into what they're trying to do with this 1 of the things that got me was they reported that all those SIM cards could send out 30 million texts every minute which would then block, everybody's phone, shut everything down and that's the main thing that they were looking at. I haven't seen it in the Articles yet, but I heard that on the morning morning news, so just thought it was kind of interesting, fascinating, to follow, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Antenna dog
Hey News Junkie, it's Dan man. Um, Sean, I am dying now because I am imagining you with your dog. The dog wearing your antenna antenna so that you can try to watch TV and just have is your name Missy. I hope I'm getting that right. I'm probably screwing that up anyway. Just have a walk around the house and find the perfect spot and then just have a lie down there and then you can watch everything live. It'd be amazing, something right? Out of a Doctor, Seuss movie Cat in the Hat, something like that. Anyway, A good 1, y'all.


Trump
Sean. You might need to watch out what you're doing. You might incite Trump to take away your FCC license by talking bad about him.

Registered letter to cancel membership
Hey junkies, hope you're having a great day. Um, 1 time, I went to cancel a gym membership and they made you do it by registered mail, who has ever sent anything registered mail, and like the last 20 years, unless it's like a lawyer or something like that. And then I get to the post office to send it. I've never sent 1 before. And the crazy toothless lady behind the counter just kept yelling at me that I was doing it wrong but she also wouldn't help me do it, right? It was so frustrating. Anyways, you guys have a great day.

Did I get your name right?
Sean Watson more like, Sean Dawson, Sean, Dawson Dawson, John Dawson.

Darting fat kids
Starting all the fat kids with those epic to hang up, brought up a funny image. That just imagining all these free range, fat waddling kids running through a field via a guy in a Jurassic Park style Jeep with a Tran gun, hit some with the darts. That was funny, man. Good job.