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OregonTransplant
Cape or no cape
Hey junkies uh totally irrelevant. But I will not watch any film at all. That has a dog in it if I'm aware that there's a dog in it. Um, I just don't emotionally like torturing myself with the risk of dogs being hurt or anything like that. So, yeah, Caper no cape crypto or no, crypto, no dogs for this 1 over here. Have a great rest of your week, y'all.
Heavy equipment operator
Superman cape
Hey News, Junkie. Heavy equipment, operator here. The cape on Superman. It's actually a part of His lineage back from. Whatever Planet he's from, that is part of their outfit. All the people. On his planet. Have a cape. If you go back and look at the last Superman movie, that came out. It tells the story about Superman coming from Krypton. That is the purpose that it serves.
BrewzTraveler
The dog has superpowers and you're worried about the cape?
Butters
Crypto dog
I just don't see the difference between Krypto the Superdog. And if you take Gardens of the Galaxy, the dog, and the space suit, they're both outlandish characters. Shouldn't really bother you.
KarateMan
Game of Magnets fun with my Daughter
Michael 70
YOURE DEAD MOTHERF$&KER!
Good afternoon, junkies Michael P checking in. Hey, I think it would have been really deserved if in regards to that, uh, guy, they executed if that he would have said, after he said, hey, I'm just glad I don't have to spend the rest of my life in jail and he would have said, hey news, flash genius, you are spending the rest of your life in prison and then bam hit him with the juice. Love you guys. Bye.
BrewzTraveler
solution to the potential medical marijuana card loss
funny name
Trash finds
Hey, guys. Happy day. Uh, some of the best things I've found at the landfill, I found a pair of A6 brand new, in the box tags on tissues in the toe. Uh, I wear a size 13, and they happen to be a size 13. And in that same pile of junk, I also found several unopened bottles of liquor, whiskies vodkas, and a couple of other brands and flavors, uh, with the foil still on the top completely unopened. So that was a good day.
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