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C Lane will be so excited!
Hey there. Saline. I don't know if you heard the big news about 1 of your favorite things, it's like a little belated birthday present for you. I know it's not about a super duper moon or whatever. But this morning, I heard the news that the babysitters club is coming to Broadway. We all know how much you love Christy Marianne Claudia and most of all Stacy with the diabetes. So it's coming to Broadway in New York City in 2027. So exciting. That's it. Have a great day.



ROAST dress code question?
Hey, sorry. I know it sounds bad. It always sounds bad. I don't know how to fix it. Anyway, um, about the roast the tire. It's a fancy pants Place. Do I have to get fancy pants? Uh, it's pretty much Halloween. So are we doing costumes? I don't know. Sorry if you've already put this out there. I, I haven't received it yet. But anyway, shout out to table, 21. I'll be the guy singing there all alone. Well, without anybody else because all my friends are poor

neighbor defense
Hey, everybody happy today. So if I got a resting for a crime, I don't think any of my neighbors would come to my defense. I do not have a good relationship with anyone that lives around me. Okay, I love you goodbye.

Threats
It's really unfortunate. There are so many um threats that are sent in to all the schools, right? Even locally, our kids Schools elementary middle high schools and um of course, leadership sends out the messages once the credit, you know, once the threats have been deemed like uncredible or whatever, but a lot of parents do keep their kids home. Um and we have just been trying to teach the kids um to have faith in the system and and be strong and it's not defying a Potential Threat, it's just not being scared and not letting Some jerk who's going to post something or whatever, ruin your opportunity to go to school or go do something. But yeah, some people just want the day off. So anyways, y'all have a great day. Bye.

It's just poop from a plane.
What up News, Junkie dingo here just want to chime in real quick about the meteorite wasn't that the whole plot of Joe Dirt.

Diesel vs gas
I just wanted to confirm with Cain was trying to say earlier, uh, diesel. Nozzles are too big to put in to a gas tank. Because they make them bigger. It won't fit in there. Now you can't accidentally put gas into a diesel tank, don't do that. But most gas pumps. The Diesels are green and the gas is black, the help you to distinguish. But the main reason for this dispatch was to give a big giant fuel to BP because BP makes their gas nozzles. Green, when literally everybody else Makes their gas nozzles, black and their diesel green. So I swear to God BP, are you trying to just screw people up? F you and the horse you rode in on.

Radicalization
Hey Miss junkies. This is oh, just out doing my deliveries and stuff. Hope you all having a good day. Uh, to talk about sort of radicalization. I think the main concern is that there's too much of it happening. Who are too young? And no 1's being guided. So I agree with you a lot Sean on Aspect. Because I remember when I was in college. A history class. I remember watching the actual recording of what the Nazis did to people in their camps, like all the crazy stuff people being turned into soap like the the wild wild stuff. so, I'm 100% 1 of those people who like There's no such thing as a good Nazi. but in that setting, I had people to talk to, it was a controlled setting, we had chances to discuss and process. Now, we and I was also like 20 years old. So now I have kids 9 10, 11 years, old exposed to this kind of stuff with no 1 to talk to nowhere, to go other than just to Fester. That's not good for the next generation of kids. Anyway, Food For Thought. Hope we all have a good day. Bye.

Cancel culture now? Unhinged right
I think the right taking place and things that they normally hate like cancel culture just shows you how unhinged they were. I mean if you didn't think they were unhinged before did you see the reactions on Tik Tok and YouTube? I mean even on Fox News itself on these people after Mr. Kirk was assassinated, I mean they were jumping to all kinds of conclusions. Like it was some kind of trans person or it was a black guy or it was this it was that like they were jumping. You had people calling for the heads of Democrats, you had people calling for civil war. You had proud, boys. Marching in Huntington Beach, California. They are unhinged the right. Is just waiting for something to happen. They wanted it to be a black guy. They wanted to be a gay guy, so they could fit their narrative and they could do whatever to his. Well, they want to do unhinged man, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,