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What the duck? I signed up for secret shows and chose my prize from the beautiful and smart Courtney. No sh*t warlock pin is awaiting my magnet collection. I’m sure it’s not sexy Sabrina’s or cute c-lane mistake. Come on Wasson gimme me pin please☘


Bad parents
This was 100% paid for by Chick-fil-A. As many times as they mentioned Chick-fil-A. And nobody got in trouble. There's a whole lot more to this story. Wiggle wiggle. A pop up.

Need an opinion.. kthxbye
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I need your opinion. Um, I feel like it went a little harsh on my friend but she really upset me. Um I just kind of want to see how you guys would handle this situation. Um so she is still friends with my ex-husband on social media and I guess she quote unquote didn't realize he was still on her social media but she took it upon herself to fill me in on his life. And I really didn't appreciate that. I would think after 3 years she would have some common sense not to mention him. Um, just kind of want to see what you guys would say. Do you think that's a good friend for keeping me in the loop? Or do you think she is out of line? Okay. Thanks, bye.

Ding ding ditch prosecutor in interview update
Hey, Sean and crew uh with the ding-dong ditch thing. I saw it uh interview this morning with 1 of the prosecutors, and he brought up some uh, stuff that we haven't, you haven't mentioned lately. And uh 1, they said that the guy was not in the house, he was on the side of the house, they think waiting for the kids, and then when they, uh, you know, they didn't arrest him right away. So when they did get the arrest warrant and the SWAT team, uh, showed up to arrest him, he wasn't there him and his wife had packed up the car with a, he specifically said, 3 days worth of stuff. They found him in a hotel somewhere else with the reservation for 3 days and they're not sure if he was running running running. But uh, yeah this guy needs to get beat with a wet noodle and spend the rest of his life in jail. We miss yacktman.

follow up on my last dispatch about ding dong ditch


When I worked at Chuck E Cheese the head fell off the costume in front of kids

2pm Announcement
I bet this big White House announcement is going to be Cracker Barrel changing its logo again