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Mustang sally
Yeah, I don't think old Mustang. Sally is gonna have to worry about um nursing school. Sorry Dad. Uh everyone's patiently waiting for that only fans. And uh I can't wait because she is packing something. She looks like she break you in half. Woo! Damn, she's fine.

Just shut up!!!
Hey junkies, Michael P, checking in. Um, sorry. I sound all stuffed up. I had like, 20 beers yesterday my day off actually again today but anyways, um, That girl she's stupid dude she she says like oh I didn't see you or I went around your I like she's literally admitting guilt right there on camera and that's why. When the cop questions you? You just shut up. You invoke your right to silence? You just don't say anything because she literally admits guilt. No way she gets out of it. Love you guys. Bye.

My door right now. Can’t fit that in a lock box

I was almost an Ed. I had my GM pension ripped away as well.



Holy cow!
Ceiling. It's actually holy Cash. Cow, thank you.

Franklin the turtle
Hey guys, Happy Day. The best part about Franklin. The Turtle is how Beyonce ripped off. His theme song to create uh Texas Holdem. Play him side by side and tell me it's not the same damn song. Franklin, the Turtle deserves royalties.

Franklin the turtle is a dick
Hello news junkies, I am a podcast listener. So I am a day behind, but as a new dad, I've been watching a lot of kids shows, a lot of them being from the 90s for that nostalgic factor. And you know, the fact that these new shows are just kind of creepy and weird but um, Franklin being 1 of them, I gotta say that turtle's kind of a dick, you know, he if you go back and watch these episodes, he's super annoying and not really fun to watch. So, maybe they were on to something, give it up, junkies wiggle, pop pop,

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