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Trigger locks mandatory with purchase!
Hey, junkies, uh, fascinating guests. Um, I think 1 of the things he touched on there was, um, having I think the most crucial stat was 98% of those shootings are by kids or people who have access to a gun and to put them in a safe, but, um, safes are expensive. So, I think we should push legislation to, with every sale of every gun. It should be mandatory It Go with the trigger lock, I just looked 1 up on amazon.com 9.99, so you're spending 500, 600 thousand dollars on a gun. It should be up to the retailer, to make it mandatory that they get a trigger lock with every gun sold period. Have a great day guys.

Gawd tech is a young mans game. lol X100
What up News, Junkie dingo here, my microwave just got replaced and I threw a Publix, a half of a Public's cheese steak into it because I ate the other half last night, but it's in there right now and it has some sort of a security code and I can't seem to get the dang door open.

Ali alca
It's hilarious because I saw a report I can't remember when or where 1 of the local news where fdot is complaining that they need more money because they need to resurface more roads and it's taking longer because they don't have enough money. But meanwhile, we got 250 million for alligator, Alcatraz. Stupid. She thought out.

I always lie to get tips
Hey news junkies yeah talking about that guy. Who lied to get his tip. Uh I just want to say I'm an Uber driver and uh I play little subliminal messages. I have about a 15-minute clip of the Jim Colbert show last year talking about tips and who should tip and why and stuff that goes on for most Uber rides. I take people in also every day is my birthday so there's that wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Server power! Twins!!!
Oh my gosh, that server did exactly what so many of us have wanted to do so many times. And wow, I love that guy. However, he did bring their party down a little Debbie Downer style. But here's the thing I would totally would have gone with the twin thing and tried to get out of it. That way I worked with twins at the 50s prime time. In Hollywood Studios, they used to go insult a table and run away and the other 1 would come back with the meal and the guests would yell at them. It was hilarious. Miss you forever. Beefy, love you. Keep on going servers.


i appreciate the HOA- condos are a bit different
I have the opposite view with HOAs. Mine is higher but we live in a nice condo. And I want them to be on top of people because I pay such a high premium. We have a community indoor, basketball court, tennis courts, volleyball courts. Um, our previous management, even had dogs test their DNA, so we can find out what lazy tenants and because some of them all of them are so rented out that only a few, the owners actually live there. So when you have people who don't care like renters that are lazy and leave dog poop everywhere then they get fined or the owners will if it continues. So it's nice to have a HOA in situations like that. Where you want your things? Very nice. You don't want your vacuum cleaner at your car wash to be damaged and run over and not fixed for months or years or whatever the case may be. So the HOA does go to help things like that. In that case, I do appreciate the HOA.

Teacher providing info on school bathrooms