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What's happening, Junkies? You know, I got a kid in middle school and a kid in high school. Now, that's right. Daughter, 2 times is in ninth grade. Y'all, that being said, I don't worry about them going there and getting like, a sexually harassed by teachers or a school shooting or School catching on fire or any of the things that are that happen, far and few in between. I worry about day-to-day issues at the school space, like, teachers, not being proactive with handling fighting and bullying and kids getting jumped. That's what I worry about. So,

Chatgpt debatin
I could never use chat GPT to settle an argument between me and my wife first off. She likes to be wrong on factual things and so whenever I point out that she's wrong, she just ends up mad at me so I can't do that. Uh, but 2 chat GPT, it's gonna like it gets its info from the, you know, forums and things like that that people post and websites and things like that. So it's only going to give you the popular opinion so really it's just going to be settle a debate between who has the more popular opinion on your you know that's how that's that's who it's going to end up giving the argument to I couldn't do it not for me.

This Zach Brown guy, he started on YouTube, he's 1 of these YouTube famous guys that started singing on YouTube and got a lot of views. So he got his record on the radio. If you look at him, he looked like a hillbilly from East Tennessee. Got a cigarette in his mouth. Got his hair all screwed up. And he looked like somebody you went like just looking at him, he looks terrible. Have a great day.

Shawn's YouTube video brought up a memory about my grandfather and an interaction he had with the police that I hadn't thought of for years.

Shawn's tendencies
Hey, what's up guys? Um, so uh, Sean I'm a driver. I'm in my car Lane, for hours and hours on end. And I always listen to your show when I'm in the car. So thanks for the entertainment. I've been listening to you guys started Um, I just wanted to bring something to your attention that you may or may not notice about yourself. Um, having listened to hours and hours on end and shows back to back. It seems like when people disagree with you, you tend to start name calling Like if somebody says, hey, I disagree with you or Sean you're wrong, it's like oh you're a potato brain, it's dumb, you're an idiot. You can't be that stupid. Your brain is Bush. You know, uh, I'm sure you're going to call me a potato brain and that's okay. But, you know, somebody just had to let you know that you do that like all the time too. Whatever. All right.

ITS FRIIIDDAAYYY!!!! LFG
It's time. Welcome to the News Junkie. Sean sea Lane Sabrina. What is up? It is Friday. I hope y'all are ready for the weekend. I'm excited because we got our first weekend of college football tomorrow. I cannot wait for that. Um, but I just want to tell you guys that I absolutely love you guys each and every 1 of you. You do an amazing job all week long. And you are my midday entertainment. I could not get through the day without you guys. So go out there and make it a great Friday. Make it an amazing weekend and I love you. All of you wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Sabby and c-lane stand up
I am super stoked for this weekend. I get to see, Sabrina, do her comedy stand up. I know I mentioned seam is going to be doing, um, going to be there as well, but does he do stand up? Is he gonna just be an announcer or can we expect a surprise performance from Ice Panda? Let me know y'all.

The cost of birthing a tumor baby
yeah, on the price of having kids in Florida, my uh, my youngest who was born 3 years ago, Given it was a C-section. but, when we got that hospital bill afterwards for the C-section and then a 3 night, stay um, $50,000. I went through it. Itemized version of it and they were charging. I think it was 700 per meal. For both my wife and me. and it was, Not great. It was mostly microwave stuff so that's, you know, a bit ridiculous but that's coming from Uh, our second kid who was 5, um, it was also a C-section but it was in a different hospital that was on the 6 thousand dollars. So you know. Yeah, it's it's it's expensive pretty much no matter what

DC takeover working?
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So in regards to the DC takeover, my suggestion is why don't you take the same strategy and everything and move it to Chicago southside of Chicago? I think they even call it. Shy Rock, like cops don't want to go in there. It's Mayhem. Why don't you try and fix that situation and see how it works out if it works. Good for you. Thanks. Bye.

Sabrina has voice fry
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So you guys are talking about the uh voice fry thing. I think uh Sabrina does that when I'm listening to the show sometimes at the end of her sentences or she'll like try and talk under her breath and she'll get like really low and then all of a sudden you can barely hear her right? And so um I think I think Sabrina's got the, the voice fry too.