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Cops report card
Hey there junkies how is everything. Hope you're all very, very well. I just curious about the whole report card from the police officers thing is it okay for us to leave 1 on their cars? Like hey man, there was like 3 break in here. You get to see minus that kind of thing. I don't know. Like seems kind of a 1 sided to me, you know like the class nerd. Giving you a report card, stupid. All right, y'all have a good 1.

Leaving your car running in front of a store has become a “thing” now
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. Not sure if you know Sean but there's a growing Trend or fad or whatever you want to call it. To take your car, pull it to a store. The radio blaring of rap music. You leave the car running and you go in the store. I I can't understand it, but it is. It is a thing. Now it is literally a thing and I don't know why people do it. It's it's just weird.


Matt lauer’s net worth, does he need a comeback
Hey, this is Junkie. This is MC mofo 72. It's my first dispatch. Matt Lauer doesn't really need a job. Does he? In 2024? His net worth was $80 million. I'm just saying.

Shawn, here’s my opinion on Matt Lauer
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean, I don't think Matt Lauer can come back to this. Didn't he have a a control in his office where, uh, he would lock the door if someone tried to leave and then some of the graphic stuff that uh, he did. I, I don't know. I don't think he actually ever really, you know, stopped feeling that way or have those thoughts or stuff. It's just too creepy for the guy specially for a network like, like, NBC. I don't know, man. I don't trust him.

Spelling mistakes on the menu
Morning, guys. You were just talking about menus and misspelled items. I Can't remember where but I've recently I was out of restaurant and they had a sign up said find the spelling mistake on our menu when you get a free piece of cake. In fact, it's a genius way to get someone to actually look at the whole menu, just my thoughts later.

Drunk driver drives into restaurant/ possible legislation for elderly retaking road tests.

Mid Restaurant's.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the restaurant so I won't go to it's a real shame because I like the food. And I think it's it's pretty convenient but um these restaurants that are kind of mid mid level and you pay the money and then they flip the tablet over and expect a tip and then you do all the work. Like I just I can't I can't do it, I cook pretty well. So I'll either just stay home or I'll um go to some place a little nicer I can get full service.

School start time
Talking about school start times yesterday, listen to the podcast. Now my daughter just started ninth grade at a Paca high and she has to get up at 5:00 a.m. So she has enough time to get ready and catch the bus to be there by 7:00. She gets up about 5:00. 5:15. And yeah, that's a little crazy. All right. Uh, that that's a lot of macaroni.