Yo junkies uh my coworker has 4 kids being homeschooled. and, Those kids seemed pretty normal, but it's kind of weird to me that the parents. His wife gets the, uh, Dictate the field trips to where they go. I always thought that the Like they had to follow somewhat of the school curriculum, but, you know, like you said. The government can't push their beliefs onto your kids if you teach them at home.
Hello there junkies. Hey, I just want to celebrate really quick. Uh, some mailbox money I got yesterday like actual real mailbox. Money a paper check in the mailbox. Got 51 dollars from GrubHub. So I don't know if anybody else got it, but keep checking those mailboxes. Wiggles and Pops.
My wife and I were going grocery shopping one Saturday morning and I was confined to a knee scooter due to a foot surgery. I had gotten used to it and felt like it was almost a recreational device. So I decided to propel myself with a fair bit of speed towards the entrance ramp and as soon as the wheels met the ramp the scooter stopped and I flipped over the handle bars to my back still holding the handle. There was a ton of people that witnessed the event. I got up, got on the scooter and left.
I have a doubly embarrassing moment. When I was in high school they made all the poor kids line up in the middle of the lunchroom to get your free lunch ticket. So after I got my lunch ticket, I was standing in line with my tray in my hands and somebody tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned around, they panc me. And for whatever reason I wasn't wearing underwear that day, never forgot about that.
So when I was a sophomore in high school, um, I was part of a group that got to go during the summer to take classes at the local Ohio State Branch. Um when I want to say my first week of classes, I was there very nervous. Uh in class 1 day. I thought I had a little fart I was going to let out surprise surprise. It was not and I crapped myself. Um got up went to the restroom and threw my underwear in the trash clean myself the best I could and then went back to class and worried the rest of the day that I smelled, that was my embarrassing moment. Thank you.
The reason you can get a grocery cart full of kale for next to nothing is because it tastes like ass. I've never understood kale when I was in the restaurant business, it used to be a freaking garnish. Unbelievable.
I was at Shells (many years ago) and we had a nice, cute, male server. I ordered calamari. He was like, "I love calamari too". And I said, "I really love the TESTICLES"... I meant tentacles!! I almost died in my seat!!
This is Ally. Um, my most embarrassing moment was my daughter was supposed to dog. Sit the dog across the street. And I realized way later in the afternoon when she was at gymnastics practice that she never went over there. So I went over To take care of the dog. And while I was there, the owners came home. And they had already been home earlier at to check on the dog and noticed that we had not taken care of it. So not only did we get caught for not taking care of the dog, but the owners came home while I was in their house. That was so embarrassing. Thank you. Have a good day.
in 2007 I got invited to a college roommates wedding, I drove 3 hours and realized I left my pants. So I had to attend the wedding in a suit but shorts, no big deal it was a redneck wedding, there were other people wearing shorts. Later drinking beers at the reception and the father of the groom saw me (Iām brown) and cussed me out saying wtf was I doing drinking and that there tables and chairs to pick up, he confused me for staff, I proceeded to get blacked out drunk and had to get carried out
I don't remember where it was but it was some open field. Somewhere. Um, and after that happened, about 10 minutes later, the maintenance crew came by seawind it off and put up signs. I just went to the stands, ate my hamburger drank, my beer, and then finished watching the show.
