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Stolen phones
Hey, junkies. I think when they steal the phones, especially in Mass at festivals, they're sending them to other countries overseas that have different car carriers that don't really care if this phone is stolen. Probably Brazil, Colombia. That kind of place.


Death to Robots
Yo News Junkie. What's up uh Sean Sabrina. See Lane My 3, best friends. I never knew I had Man, this AI thing is wild to me. Um, You know, you think about it. Uh, like like Sean said, a little while ago, you know, we would have never even had this as a topic, you know, a few years back and, uh, I I see them. There's a, they're building, a robot, a humanoids, robot trying to, um, put AI in it. I, I don't know, man. I feel like No, 1 has watched any movies like like seriously no 1's. Watched I Robot no 1's. Seen any Terminator movies. Like this is the the the future of our destruction. Wake up people. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Game of magnets!
What's up to the guy in Merritt Island and driving a Transit? Connect, got a just a K7 magnet and a pinewood derby, 4 magnet. Uh, he parked in your driveway and you got cameras up so I didn't want to get shot. But uh, I'm watching you buddy.

I fully support C-Lane
What's up news, junkies? See, Lane buddy. I got to tell you, there are those of us in the listening audience, that understand that your quads are immensely strong for carrying Watson. I say that to say, Every bit of the money from the T-shirt sales. Should go to Sea Lane. I mean, for crying out loud, he came up with the song for the merge. He deserves it. I got sushi.

possible reason for your 4 digit Pin
possible reason you have a 4 digit PIN is because you want to go to Mexico and Mexico, ATMs only have 4 digit PIN access

Shawn thank you for the photographic gold provides for everyone on twitch yesterday at 1 hour 5 minutes and 34 seconds I might have added banana since you have some weird things for bananas


Sexiest on the show
All right, so you want to know who's the hottest on the show? Well Sean. Um, You have the best voice on the show, but you're you've put on some weight, I can't pick you, uh, Sabrina. I'm not really digging that side head shave. I don't know what you're thinking. So um sea lion, it is you big sexy, teddy bear. Oh yeah.


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