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Shawn, was this you in Hobby Lobby?

Winning in track and field no punishment for me.

Crypto what?
Hey junks. Long time. No talk, happy Wednesday. So I'm Gen X. I'm your age Sean and have some crypto. Couldn't tell you what. It is what it does or how to reap the benefits um signed up and threw some money at it, at the advice of a friend years ago and pretty much wrote it off because I don't know if we will ever See any of that money? I don't know how to get it. It's grown, but it's not enough to to make me a millionaire and let me retire but um, wondering if I should go ahead and try to get it somehow but wouldn't even know how to do that. Anyways, thanks, bye.


Wiggle old man
Hello news. Yes. Yeah, I'm 80. And I was wondering that wait, wait a pop, pop you making fun of me? Because that's what my need to hear. Every time I get out of my lazy boy.

No Cuss Words!
Hey, yo, it's the mother fluffing News Junkie. Yo, what's up, what's up? What's up, y'all? How y'all doing today? Hope y'all having a beautiful day? I know some people call it hump day. I like to call it hype day. I feel like, hype day has a better positive connotation. Listen, I hope that you Sean, uh, Sabrina sea Lane. I hope each. And every 1 of you have a beautiful Wednesday, man. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep being a light in this world. Let's freaking go. Wiggle. Wiggle, pop pop.

According to DCF, you are allowed to beat your children
Good day junkies uh, just dispatching in regard to corporate punishment and beating your children. Um, as a former police officer, I had to deal with a bunch of uh, DCF cases. Uh, according to DCF, you are allowed to spank and beat your children as long as you leave. No long-term. Bruising. uh no hard weapons, soft weapons are acceptable and no hard weapons know like sticks or anything like that. Um, but as long as you don't leave, no bruising, you are allowed to beat your children. Uh, I still spank my children. Well, my older 2 now because, you know, they're adults. Uh, the younger 2? Yes. My 2 year old? Yeah. He, uh, he gets to count to 5 and then he gets a WAP right on the butt. So, uh, it's legal as long as you don't leave any long-term bruising, we we go pop up.

It's wild how chicks discriminate on guys that aren't 6 feet tall yet. They wear makeup to hide their ugly faces and push-up bras to hide their saggy tits.

I can't believe anybody is thinking about giving corporal punishment rights. To teachers they already can't keep their hands off the students. Maybe they'll get a couple. Priests come by and watch them spank them. Ridiculous.


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