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Freakin Love Jersey Mikes!!!!
What up y'all happy today and uh thank you for the lunch recommendation. Just put my uh Jersey Mike's order in picking that up soon. Thanks y'all take care.

Got my shirt
What up y'all, happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday, uh, wife. And I grabbed our shirts. This morning saw the post on Twitter X, whatever had to go grab them. Each did the tanks. She did the light blue, I did the teal because I am a lifelong Dolphins fan. I'm sure Sabrina feels my pain. Hey, it's our best time of the year, girl. Zero expectations, nothing, but hope we haven't screwed it up yet. Go fins, anyways, love the design, love the magnet, can't wait to get it. Um, and I wore my free Absolution shirt that my gig and Jacksonville this weekend. It's probably my favorite gig shirt followed close second by death to robots. Both always get questions and comments, love the show. Y'all have a great week ah,

Shawn, that happened to me, being unnecessarily overcharged on a flight
Hey Sean, that happened to me about 15 years ago. I flew from Orlando to Detroit and the flight wasn't too bad of a price. It was like, you know, 196 bucks non-stop but The problem after that was the actual total of a ticket was like 400 and something and and like baggage handling fees and these other fees and like this ass tax and like clown fees and it was just all this other stuff and I'm making up those last couple ones, but all these extra fees and the cost of fees and taxes are almost twice as much as the actual, you know, cost of the flight. So anyway, not worth it. Screw you Spirit Airlines.


It's for fat folks.
What up News, Junkie dingo here just want to chime in real quick about the um, plane tickets. Is there a chance that they're trying to guide fat people when to fly and just get them off of like normal our plane flights and they can just book a double seat and we don't even have to deal with them. Just saying boo.

Parasailing flip side
as far as the parasailing company, I don't know if their business will actually be hurting because they can kind of flip it and sell Parasailing ghost tours. Now, I'm just saying, Wiggle to the pop.



King of the Hill!!!!
Hey, what's up Sean? So man I love when you start talking to hanging the hill, man. It's like the 1 Thing me and you have in common but uh first off uh Hank's dad isn't coming back because he already died in 1 of the old episodes. Um, but yeah, the agent thing, scares me a little bit too. And 1 thing that you didn't bring up, that makes no sense is when Hank leaves. He's getting a job to sell propane and Saudi Arabia, which makes no sense. It's the least, Hank thing he would ever do. uh so yeah this aging thing scares me a little bit but I'm also really excited to see uh, See it so, yeah, we'll see.

ITS MONDAY!!!!!
Hey yo News Junkie, what's up? It is Monday Monday, baby. It's a new start of the week. Uh I wanted to start your week off with a little bit of positivity and uh send you guys some love, you do an amazing job. Each and every 1 of you guys, uh, love all of the News Junkie best friends. I never knew I had uh, hope you have an amazing amazing week in a beautiful rest of your Monday. Wiggly, wiggly pop.

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