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dolphin nuescense
Hey news. Junkies I live in St. Pete, and I will agree with the charter Captain. These Dolphins can be incredibly annoying in a nuisance. When you're fishing, I'll be under the Skyway, any fish. I'm trying to pull up. They will just stay there and eat everything. You have to reel them in as fast as you can. You'll be lucky to get 2 into your boat without the dolphins, eating them. I've also had Them, follow me from Doc to Doc all night long. While fishing and just Scoop up every every fish I catch. Um, I guess they can also hear like your trolling motor or the fish finder with sonar so that attracts them in the first place. And then they won't leave you alone and they'll get a free meal meal after meal, but anyways, shooting it. Shooting at them. That's, uh, crossing the line there Bob. Have a good day wiggle. Pop, pop, pop, pop.

F them dolphins
Hey News. Junkie just uh, real quick on the Dolphins thing, um, I grew up fishing in Florida due to a lot of snow fishing, did a lot of all kinds of fishing 1 thing, you always hated. Especially when you're having a tough day out. There is when dolphin showed up because any fish that were going to bite are now scared back into their holes, scared back up into to to to their caves. Whatever they're not catching anything. You're not, you're not biting anything. So it's it's kind of a bummer when you see dolphins. It's yeah, it's crazy.

Redemption dispatch and a question about videos size.
hey news, Junkies Happy Friday. So first off, um, sorry about that. Uh, lazy dispatches in earlier I should put my time to it and second of all, um, what is the file size? Max to send a video. Dispatch, I just attempted to send 1 and it says the file is too large. Should I have tried making it shorter? Is there a way to compress the video? Uh, let me know and also I do not want to turn my to my house and I did not know that there was a termite issue going on in Central Florida. Something definitely keep an eye on. Google pop, pop pop.

American kids
Good afternoon junkies coming into Orlando right now. My wife and I are absolutely dying. Every time, Sean mentions, the American kids, they're all American Kids American is not a race. Uh, congratulations to the Indian Americans who are kicking our Caucasian asses collectively in spelling that we're too stupid to spell cocaine.


I don't know, I gotta say, I think finding out that elon's doing a bunch of cool drugs. Actually raises my opinion of him. Definitely moves him up a notch in my book. Elon, you are now officially at Notch too Notch. 1 was for the flamethrower in case you're curious.

Battle between Shawn and the little girl
Hey, what's up, junkies? So if I had a choice between a little girl, singing Moana, or some guy from West Palm with a tramp stamp and frosted tips singing SCA that little girl wins that battle, she wins at 9 out of ten times

Airplane singer
Hey, what up? Junkies uh, so with that girl, you know, I just watched the episode of the rehearsal with Nathan Fielder where he's judging the singers and somebody should have set up and said, you know, This is something you're just not ready for you. Got up. You like more than anybody else would you sang but is this something you're just not ready for airplanes singing, you're just not ready for it, okay? Thank you. Twinkle edits out.

Turkish airlines
Hey junkies. So I used to work in the Middle East for about 10 years and flu, Turkish Airlines constantly and that rule that they made for getting up out of your seats is a godsend because you just don't understand, while you're on flight, kids are running all over the place. People are standing up and bending and stretching because this is a, you know, this is a 9 to 11 hour flight depending on where you're coming from. And it's like, there's like no rules. So as soon as the plane Wheels touch the ground, it hasn't even stopped like breaking or anything. People are out of their seats grabbing bags running to the front. It it's a total of mess, so, you know, I'm glad that they actually are doing something about it.

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