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Zootopia
Well, it makes sense that in other countries, it's called Zoo tropolis because in the same country, Superman lives in the city. Um, Mtopia.


Funniest reporter fail. From Evil Eye
Hey news. Junkies. This is evil eye. My favorite fail from a news reporter. Was after a tornado and uh Wolf Blitzer was talking to this Girl, Rebecca Vitz, whose house was destroyed in the tornado. And then he asks her how much she thinks God that her and her child were saved and Rebecca goes. Actually, I'm an atheist. That was the funniest moment ever on TV and it's still online. Her name was Rebecca Vitz.

Shawn is a pussy
Not going to lie to you, Sean. Normally I agree with you like a lot of the time I like to but today you're kind of just bleeding insecurities all over the show first, it was a parking ticket thing and it just made me think you just kind of a big old was and this uh the scale thing you're talking about where you're making fun of these kids for getting on the scale man. I get on the scale of Publix all the time. Now I just think you're a fat wolf


A Family Solution to Thanksgiving

Best Thanksgiving movie ever

Fairhope resident / penis costume
Hello news jockeys. So I'm a little bit behind but I'm sitting here listening to the story about the uh lady in the penis costume. And you go ahead and say foe Alabama, which what are the odds I'm from Orlando and now, live in Fairhope Alabama, but I tell you what that Officer says, oh, a town that has values I mean there's a lot bigger things going on around here than an old lady in a penis costume but uh yeah, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Ai music vs human fight
Hey, it's evil eye. You know, you could steal an AI song and make it your own play. It live. And then when somebody goes, that's an AI song and you go. No, because we're on stage playing it. It doesn't matter who who wrote it, we're still playing the song and you like it. Wiggle wiggle. Pop pop, Happy Thanksgiving.

Many Turkey taunts
Quick check in on this whole uh presidential turkey. Pardon thing. Woo, this guy is brutal. Good Lord. January 6th. You're all pardoned this Bitcoin guy from China. Who's a total scumbag full pardon Being a turkey. I don't know. It's going to take some thought, brutal. What's next? We find out this turkey is from South of the Border, get it out of here. It's not an American turkey, we don't want it. It's taken American, turkey jobs. Tip your turkey stuffer.