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No mow may
Hey News Junkie. This is from Western New York. Yes, I am part of the nommo May Founding up here almost every day. I got the tractor stuck. I got the lawnmower stuck. Broke it. So um, yep. No more May

My son was born on Memorial day. It's an issue every year
Happy Thursday News. Junkie crew, my son was also born on Memorial Day weekend and it is a constant problem every year on what weekend before or after we want to try to do his birthday. Sometimes in certain years, it falls on that direct weekend and it is a constant hassle. so, I feel for you, Sean

Almost half a million miles on my two thousand and two silverado
Happy Thursday News, Junkie crew. So you're talking about your dad's old Jeep 270, something Thousand Miles. I am currently driving, my work truck back and forth from Leesburg to Tampa every day. It is a 02 Silverado and I have 479,000 miles on the original engine. I plan on driving this truck till the doors or the wheels fall off of it.

Rod King drive through house

Diddy shitty
The News Junkie, what's up, guys? Um, so I was listening to you talk about the courtroom stuff with Diddy and uh how about him passing gas in the courtroom? Um, I do want to say from my experience. Um, I had a very rough childhood and youth, and was incarcerated multiple times as, uh, in early on, in my life. Um, you know, that like, as far behind me now, uh, been clean and sober for almost 15 years and a homeowner so, doing really good. So there is there there is CH, there is room for reform, but I do want to say that, um, the stalks of the passing gas that is absolutely understandable and I would say 100% correct when you go into uh jail. You have your diet changes completely, they don't add a bunch of seasonings and things like that. Preservatives like a lot of it's it's a whole different kind of eating so gas for the first few months until you start to get used to. It is unbelievable. But yeah that's all I got what Google pop pop pop.

YouTube
Just subscribe to uh, the Youtube channel. Uh, this is Alfonso. Love you guys. Bye.


bearded dragons don't eat people

Badass dog
Good afternoon, y'all. Um, I have an elderly Chihuahua, who also happens to have some dementia and uh, while I don't believe he would win, I can guarantee you that he would take on a Um, whole pack of coyotes or anything else because, uh, we had a black bear go through our backyard and luckily, he was in the fenced portion and couldn't get to it. He was very angry and doing his damnedest to get to that thing though. And he very much bullies, the German Shepherd that lives next door to me. So wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

John Madden movie audition
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