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Rhinoluv
No need for FUY if you do this strategy
Oh my God, this flying situation. The easiest way to fix this is put 1 bar in the entire airport. Before you have to go through security. People will not be able to drink enough in that amount of time. Still have to stand to get through security and then rush to their flights, they won't drink as much the end.
MadKing
FUI Horror...
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King calling him from Daytona Beach. So a quick fui experience that I had 1 time while flying out of Orlando. I was drinking Gatorade and fruit punch and vodka. On my way to the airport, got to the airport. Had some clam chowder about 45 minutes into the flight. I knew what was about to happen and I ran to the bathroom and projectile. Vomited it everywhere, the bathroom, the hall, the door, everywhere, Wiggle, wiggle pop up.
OregonTransplant
Cape or no cape
Hey junkies uh totally irrelevant. But I will not watch any film at all. That has a dog in it if I'm aware that there's a dog in it. Um, I just don't emotionally like torturing myself with the risk of dogs being hurt or anything like that. So, yeah, Caper no cape crypto or no, crypto, no dogs for this 1 over here. Have a great rest of your week, y'all.
Heavy equipment operator
Superman cape
Hey News, Junkie. Heavy equipment, operator here. The cape on Superman. It's actually a part of His lineage back from. Whatever Planet he's from, that is part of their outfit. All the people. On his planet. Have a cape. If you go back and look at the last Superman movie, that came out. It tells the story about Superman coming from Krypton. That is the purpose that it serves.
BrewzTraveler
The dog has superpowers and you're worried about the cape?
Butters
Crypto dog
I just don't see the difference between Krypto the Superdog. And if you take Gardens of the Galaxy, the dog, and the space suit, they're both outlandish characters. Shouldn't really bother you.
KarateMan
Game of Magnets fun with my Daughter
Michael 70
YOURE DEAD MOTHERF$&KER!
Good afternoon, junkies Michael P checking in. Hey, I think it would have been really deserved if in regards to that, uh, guy, they executed if that he would have said, after he said, hey, I'm just glad I don't have to spend the rest of my life in jail and he would have said, hey news, flash genius, you are spending the rest of your life in prison and then bam hit him with the juice. Love you guys. Bye.
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