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How did you each propose to your other halves? Great show!!
So I'm curious how all of you did your uh, proposals to your other half real quick. I'll tell you mine. It was in uh, Armen Beach on the beach on a Valentine's Day which is pretty busy. It's starting to get really warm. So a lot of people are in town for that. Um, and I told my wife, I had to work and uh she wasn't too happy about it. So I had her girls do a girl's day at her job which is Beachside and um I uh kneel down on the beach and a big red heart with red Solo cups around it. So that the photographer in the airplane uh pulling the band in her, could get a picture of it. And the banner said, will you marry me Megan? And thank God about 30 minutes before that. He said, maybe I should put my name after it because there's probably hundreds of Megan's on the beach, uh, because that plan comes out of new srna, all the way to Ormond Beach. Uh, so I'm pretty happy he did that because that probably would have pissed off a lot of, uh, hopeful Megan's. But uh, what's your guys's story?


Dr pepper and pepsi
Dr. Pepper is not owned by Pepsi or Coca-Cola. It's a separate company called the Dr. Pepper 7Up company. And that's why you'll see it along with Pepsi places and places that have Coke. Also, Pepsi is much better than Coke.

Christmas tree no longer raw dogging pt 3

Christmas tree no longer raw dogging pt 2

Christmas tree no longer raw dogging pt 1

On my way to Melbourne for CHICKENS! Get my eggs from the back yard !

Hammer n nails
if you get poo flung on your brow, if you get poo flung in your mouth, go to hammer and nails groomers


Penis protester
Hey news junkies first time dispatcher. Um, in regards to the protester dressed like a male appendage who was arrested. Um, if a cop asked me, hey, how are you going to explain yourself to my kids? I would make sure that cop knew that I don't have to explain myself or anything, I do to your kids ever. Um, I would also make sure that that police officer knew that uh, the medical term for what I was dressed as is a penis. And I can see that with who their father is and the way he treats people, why they wouldn't know what 1 of those are. Have a great weekend.