Hey, junkies. When my daughter was a toddler, she was going for her annual shots at the pediatrician and when the nurse gave her her shot and her thigh my daughter. Here's up a little bit and then she starts clapping and going yay, the nurse looked at us like we were freaking nuts but that's how you raise them. Love you.

Good day junkies, uh, just uh, calling to gloat about a little extra mailbox. Money got an extra $755 cents from the Experian lawsuit from a couple years ago and then the verification form for the uh Siri Apple class action lawsuit. So just going to get some of that. Sweet, sweet mailbox money, you'll have a great day.

What's up, junkies? What's up, sea? Lane, be right over here. Um, I heard you talking about the, like pharmaceutical company stuff. And like, I played some gigs for these, like pharmaceutical companies and felt really like, ah, it feels icky and everything that actually play for some of these people that are just kind of like, Ruining everything. And I got some friends that are playing with the Les. Miz tours that are like. You know all the news right now with not doing the show for Donald Trump. I mean, at what point are you trying to play something for like For your crowd versus, like, stand up for your rights.

Hey, junkies this whole Trump prescription drug thing is hilarious because on January 22nd 2025, Trump signed an executive order reversing Biden's. Pricing system. That had prescription drugs lowered, which then therefore raised the prescription of prices. And now he's signing an executive order to quote unquote, fix the Democrats. Problem that they trumped just created the problem. And now he's solving the problem that he created,

Yo junkies hey I think the best easiest way to get rid of subscriptions that you don't use anymore. Is to just 1 phone call to your bank and you get a new card and a new number. And so, all the automatic payments, they don't go through anymore. I've done it. It worked. Well, I don't know. All right, y'all have a good day, peace.

Junkie simply Jeremy here, so, funny story about Spectrum. Uh, my shop here in Greenville, South Carolina at the castle. My big shop door is about 20 feet away from a big Spectrum building. They actually rent. The building or own the building but we own land, whatever the case may be, and I cannot tell you how many times I have had to ask their employees, not to park in our parking lot. We got to contact their big boss. They are trash everywhere in their parking lot. The amount of marijuana smoke coming out which, you know, hey, I'm all for it but it's illegal here. Um, the guy even the guy, the big boss themselves, says deal dealing with the Spectrum employees is like dealing with a bunch of children. It's like they're high school students. So that doesn't surprise me. They don't know how to cancel the service.

Hey junkies, happy gloomy Monday. Sean I wouldn't worry too much about the astronaut getting fired or any. Anything because most likely people will start to go fund me for her and she'll raise a bunch of money, like hundred thousand dollars for her defense for, uh, driving into a street festival. So, don't worry. All right. Thank you, twinkle. Let its out.

Okay, so you're telling me that none of these people took at least 5 Seconds to say. Show me proof that you took twenty dollars out of my account. Show me a transaction a better yet. Show me your account or Let Me Take 5 Seconds to check my account. To see if you actually took money out of my account. That'll ruin the joke right there, that'll ruin the prank right there. They don't show you the proof, they'll probably backtrack, and just say oh man, it was a joke, huh? Just saying hippie out.