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Good afternoon, Junkies. 2 things on the John Elway story. Uh, the first 1 being they, Were on a private golf course, private property. I don't think the rules of the road apply on private property. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's the law. Uh, secondly. If that guy was standing on the back of the golf cart You're basically got your feet on a bar that goes across the back, which is like a bumper guard. and, Your hands are what's gripping the roof to hold you on. Sometimes you can put your arm on top of the roof. But that's really not a good way to hold on but I've done it before and you kind of lean back a little bit and hold on that way. If that guy, if it was cold and he lost his grip and fell straight back and hit his head, on the concrete, which is not a good way to hit your head. I mean, there's no real good way, but that's the, a really bad way. Um, Maybe that's what happened. I don't know, just my 2 cents. Anyways, don't keep up the funny. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Shawn, here’s my take about the John Elway story. I think there’s more
Afternoon News junkies. Hey Sean, I got a call BS. On this whole John Elway Story. The guy that just reported that you guys played uh calling him Johnny Bananas. No 1 is named Johnny Bananas. If anything, they would use his real name because his Hall of Fame quarterback. Johnny Bananas, sounds like a lame ass 1920s, gangster a gangster from Colorado, his name would be Johnny Bananas, some of the other stuff behind the story that we're just not hearing about, like he probably had was intoxicated, and that's what really happened. And there's afraid to mention it. Have a good 1 guys.

Reverse magnets
Hey there. Junkies, what is going on? I think I did game of magnets wrong yesterday, but I'm just roll with it. My brother came over to the house for dinner and I slapped the uh, gold magnet on the back of his car and I didn't tell him, and hopefully he leaves it on there for a while. Really cool to have more game of magnets out here in Claremont. Awesome, awesome. Okay, bye.

Handicap
Hey guys. Uh, this is your favorite friend. Uh, especially Sabrina's. Um, listen. We got guys, uh, where I work and you know where I work. And, uh, They have handicap stickers and they work better than me and you and um, I I I don't like it either. I don't like it either. Um, If you can't walk. Why you working? Have a good day. Bye bye.

What about learning disabled people in the special Olympics?
Hey news junkies, happy Thursday. You know, the handicap thing. It's a lot like In the Special Olympics. When you have people who have learning disabilities, who are competing, you know, there are 100% physically just like everyone else, like, a real athlete, but there, but they have learning disability. So, they're in the Special Olympics. Which uh, doesn't seem right wiggle wiggle.


Swiss Guard Slash & Puff
Hey news. Junkies uh, Sean. I'm pretty sure you're going to make fun of me about being a nerd or whatever. But yesterday you were talking about the uniform that Swiss guards used over in the Vatican. They are based off of the uniforms that the Swiss mercenaries would use during the Renaissance Era, which are based off of Slash and puff, which, um, was when the soldiers would take scraps off of the battlefield, not to prepare their clothes and eventually became fashionable and then Vogue hommes. The weapons that they hold are halberds what type of pole arm. But the modern Swiss guard do carry around guns, it's more. Just for show um and a link to their past. Also if you take a close look at my profile picture on the News Junkie website um I'm the 1 that's wearing the black and orange pants. Those are Pluto HOSA. They are based off of this slash and puff style. But anyways later

The new debate
Hey, junkies happy Thursday. So the new debate is 100 British people versus 100 Americans in a mono emano fight. Um, I'm really enjoying the discourse on that 1 but also, I want a thousand dollars this morning. So yay. Me love you guys love. Listening to the show. Bye.

Chasing Edmund live at wellington Publix ‘98
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. It's BOGO on sale this week until next. Wednesday. Check the flyer for sales, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Stadium fact drop
Yoki chose checking in quickly, to follow up on the lane Stadium. You just reported on there in Virginia, with the Metallica show. Can't believe you guys have never heard of that, uh, mostly because it's the last name of, uh, you know, 1 of the 3 best friends on the show there, but, uh, it Lane Stadium, uh, little factoids in case you guys go to look it up, not to be confused with Lane stalle, uh, very popular venue there. Um, People come from far and wide, as we all know, they come to Snuff the rooster. Tip your heroin addicts.

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