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I have my same job in my video game
Hey, junkies podcast listener! So I play my same job in my video game. I play The Sims 4. I recently bought a pack where I could go to work as a doctor. Um, I'm currently a medical intern. I spent my morning playing that and now I'm on my way to my actual job as a nurse practitioner. So, but to be fair, my other character is in the process of trying to get famous. So I feel like it, balances out, maybe.


I'm rich! Thankfully i forgot my keys and had to return home or I woukd have missed this beauty. Found on the corner of 46 & 437

I'm available tomorrow to fill in.

Have a great Tuesday!
Yo News Junkie, what is up? Happy Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Friday. Uh I hope each and every 1 of you have an amazing rest of your week, man. You did a great job today. Um, see Lane Sabrina Josh. It's so it's always good to have you on the show. Um Yeah, y'all. Go out there and kill it man. Have a great day, love you guys. And uh oh yeah, Wiggly wiggle, pop pop.

The real 3 best friends
What? Up, junkie butt? Hey, Sean, can't hear us right now, right? It's just us talking, right, right. Okay, so I like it so much better when it's just you 3, you know it's like a good core and when Sean's here all he does is yuck up young. You know what I mean? It's like Ken. John had to feel better, man. Hey uh, but also got a little bit of breaking news. I don't know if you guys heard, but Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys passed away. So, all right. See you, man. Keep up the work later.

It be 95°. But we still out here eating them grilled cheese!


My new tattoo and testing the boundaries of the dump button

Disney misses the mark in France
What up news, junkies C Lane doing a great job. I'm loving the show today. I hope Sean feels better soon. Um, yeah, I think alcohol like being added to Disney Parks is Not really a huge deal. I guess my only thing about that is, you know, I've seen it a a bunch more in a different jobs as a kid where you know, broken families come together for kids, birthday parties alcohol gets involved fights break out. You know, yada yada um, More or less wanted to check in to see if you guys heard about this story out of France. So where a British man was fake married to a 9 year old girl. Um, I supposedly based off of the Series of Unfortunate Events movie, but I, I think Disney completely missed the mark on that. Um, and, uh, I'm be surprised if the kids mom doesn't wind up catching some charges to the, the the guy was supposedly arrested and is being investigated. But, uh, yeah, wanted to see what you guys thought about that, and, uh, if you've even heard about it, um, but anyway, wiggle wiggle pop up.