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Shawn, I think the fine was excessive. I don’t think the kid did anything wrong
Afternoon News, junkies, Sean. This is a non-story, it shouldn't even be a story. It's absolutely ridiculous. Number 1 that the guy has to pay a million dollar fine because of his son. Second of all that, what happened itself the prank call, it's not a big deal. People need to relax, it's a prank call. The guy was gonna get drafted. Anyway he's probably get drafted around when he got drafted anyway. People need to relax is a stupid thing that a kid does but we shouldn't we shouldn't go overboard with this. It's not a big deal. People need to relax.

Fired or fined?
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So in regards to this NFL fine, which 1 is better, getting fined or getting fired, you know, the dad leaving the information out the kid doing the dumb stuff. Is it better for him to get fired or get? The hundred thousand dollars fine? I guess the fine is better. Alright, thanks bye.

Fine him
Hey guys, happy day. I know it's not Apples to Apples, but, uh, if a kid gets a hold of a parent's gun, or a kid gets a hold of somebody's gun, uh, that person should be fine or be held responsible for not securing it. The same goes for this that person was charged with keeping this information secure now, I think the joke is hilarious, but I think a fine is in order.

Raw could be the best for pimps
What's going down? Junkies uh, I think you guys are looking at this this uh raw ring all wrong. Um it could be very helpful if you're a pimp and you need to know when your hose are putting out making money. Um there that is very, very helpful um because you can calculate exactly what you made for the day prior to the hose getting back with your cash and so um if you're a pimp they it's like they should just embrace it and call themselves The Pimp ring.

Raw Rings are ridiculous
I don't know, maybe just don't cheat. Uh, like what if you if you're in a relationship that you have to cheat on the other person? Then what's the point of being in a relationship? Just be single and go date? Like I think these rings are, are ridiculous. Yeah. Wiggle wiggle.

Raw ring marketing
This will be popular with the really younger crowd like early early 20s in early in late teens. You do you ever remember getting cheated on as a teenager you know it was like oh my God the world is ending. Its heartbroken. Oh the world's ending. I'm going to get this ring to make sure they don't cheat again. Or the next person that I'm dating is not cheating, something like that. That's what they're going to do, is Market it towards young people, and try to get it to work for that way.

Cringe ways to check if you are cheating
You want to hear cringe ways to figure out if someone's cheating? If I would go out. For any like extended period of time my ex as soon as I got home. Would literally take down my pants and smell my junk.

I've been wrongfully accused before so I would wear 1 on every damn thinger.

Pick me Shawn Please me birthday
hey news junkies, hey, Sean, can you please pick me for Uh, fritzi on the street, or fits Fritz, whatever you want me to call them. Um, in between your shopping to get alcohol at the alcohol store. Um, Somebody stole my last magnet Secret Show magnet. I have no more news jugging. Magnets, please pick me.

Who cares if he’s in 🍁☠️13?
This might be a spicier take than Sean. Saying, he thinks MS-13 is cool. Um, but why do we care whether or not? This guy was in MS-13, my understanding is countries, were gangs have like, fully infiltrated, or cartels, whatever you want to call them, have full, infiltrated their countries, you kind of have to join or you get killed or worse, I guess, not worse. But anyways, it's entirely possible. This guy was actually an MS-13 because he didn't have a choice, and then he came to the country. I'm not sure if he was here legally or not, but he came to the country to flee, having to be in a cartel gang. So, Again, why why does it necessarily matter? I I don't know. I feel like it should be based on what he's doing. Once he's in the US, if he's in crimes here then yeah that's a problem. But I and maybe I'm not paying close enough attention to this case but it just seems like a stupid thing to argue about just at face value at least. But that is kind of the things we argue about. I suppose is is stupid stuff with no nuance. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

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